Lucy Heartfilia III: eVERYONE, ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
Blue Balls: DO NOT ENTER THE GUILD. THE AREA IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING QUARANTINE. DO NOT ENTER THE GUILD.
Natsu Dragneel: Oh no.. It's not.. THAT again, is it?
Gray Fullbuster: what? What happened?
Levy McGarden: Unfortunately, it is THAT again.
Levy McGarden: It happens once every month. Unless we isolate her, we won't survive.
Gray Fullbuster: Isolate? Who? What happened? O.O
Natsu Dragneel: hav u never seen this before???? Erza.
Gray Fullbuster: what happened with Erza? :/
Lucy Heartfilia III: she's on her umm... that time of the month..
Gray Fullbuster: wat? I dont get it.
Levy McGarden: SHE'S ON HER PERIOD.
Levy McGarden: It is a discharging of blood secretions and tissue debris from the uterus.
Natsu Dragneel: lol whut? Spik human.
Lucy Heartfilia III: @Natsu Dragneel, blood pipi.
Natsu Dragneel: ohhhh blood pipi.
Gray Fullbuster: So what? You guys are being ridiculous. I'm on my way to the guild now.
Lucy Heartfilia III: wHAT?! DON'T! IT'S DANGEROUS
Levy McGarden: oh my.. Is it.. possible that Gray has always been on missions whenever events like these came up?
Natsu Dragneel: bastard has a death wish
Natsu Dragneel: dONT ENTER. I NEED TO DEFEAT YOU BEFORE U DIE.
Gray Fullbuster: I'm already inside. Alive, see? You guys are over reacting. Come in, idiots.
Lucy Heartfilia III: Oh no..
Natsu Dragneel: adios non-amigo.
Lucy Heartfilia III: I can't believe we already lost one..
Gray Fullbuster: Stop overreacti eioqna aqoa JO aoa NO bdksan analama Lz.a.alaodbbxmzgmzhlr7pdylzgmFm
Lucy Heartfilia III: ...
Natsu Dragneel: ... welp, time to find us a new ice mage.
Natsu Dragneel: lol heiii @Lyon Vastia got anymore ex-classmates you could lend if ya know what I mean? ;^)
Lucy Heartfilia III: what a devastating end.. He was a good friend..
Cana Alberona: Hey so the coffin shop called. How do you guys want the casket? Customized or should we just buy one that's already been made?
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Fairytail On Facebook! (Fb/Messenger)
FanfictionEver wonder what the Fairytail characters do in social media when they're not on missions? Then this story is for you! Just for laughs ☆
