Anonymous: Go. To. Sleep.
you: wait your-
Anonymous: Yup. Jeff the killer.
You: OMGICANTBELIEVETHATJEFFTHEKILLERISTALKTINGTOMEANDISGOINGTOCOMETOMYHOUSETONIGHTOMGOMGOMG
Then we both crack up into laughter.
You: enough love
Jeff: just a little to much. anyway dont tell anyone im coming tonight got it?
you: g-got it.
then he hangs up.
god, wht have i gotten myself into?