A trade

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Rowanclaw: immmmm starving :(((((

Tawnypelt: ME TOOOO

Ratscar: we need fooddddddd

Blackstar: I have an idea...

Russetfur: what is itt??????

Blackstar: we could have a trade with Thunderclan

Yellowfang: what would we trade??

Blackstar: we take a FAKE mouse and trade Thunderclan for a GIGANTIC squirrel!!

Ratscar: THATS A GREAT IDEA!

Blackstar: okay let's go to Walmart!!

At Walmart

Ratscar: *talking to a worker and holding a book called 'dumb ways to die'* can I rent this Pleassssseeeeee???

Blackstar: I can't find the fake mouses!!

Yellowfang: OMSC I FOUND I FOUND I FOUND!! FLOSS! *holds floss* you're gonna be my best friend :) *talking to floss*

*Rowanclaw crashes in on a bike*

Rowanclaw: WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!

Blackstar: HA I FOUND ONE!!

Littlecloud: *has a lazer gun and disintegrates the fake mouse on accident*

Blackstar: *twitch*

Littlecloud: uhhhh sorry :c

Flametail: OMSC I FOUND SOMETHING!!!

Rowanclaw: *stops riding bike* O: YOU FOUND SOMETHING!!!??

Flametail: wait no false alarm!!!

Blackstar: I FOUND ANOTHER! *holds up fake mouse*

Clan: OOOOOHH AHHHHHH!!!

Ratscar: *stills talking to worker* can I talk to the manager??? PLEASSSEEEEEE

Blackstar: OKAY LETS GO HOME!!!!

Home

Blackstar: *leads clan to Thunderclan border and stands at door* WAIT LET ME DO THE SECRET KNOCK *knocks once (stole that from Lego movie XD)*

*Firestar opens door*

Firestar: BLACKSTAR I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES!!!!

Blackstar: Firestar I saw you 2 hours ago at the border x.X

Firestar: *hug*

Blackstar: *pushes away and shivers* I have a trade for you!!

Firestar: OKAY C:

Blackstar: a mouse for a squirrel!

Firestar: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Blackstar: *twitch* you done?

Firestar: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *gasping for breath*

Blackstar: okay..... So is it a-

Firestar: YESS!!! IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A MOUSE BEFORE!!! *a whole herd of mouses go by Firestars feet*

Blackstar: uhhh okay here's the mouse *lays a mouse on ground*

Firestar: *lays a squirrel on the ground*

Blackstar: YAY!! *everybody takes a bite and it's hollow in the inside* HEYYY THIS IS HOLLOW!!!

Firestar: oh I know that's the Hollowsquirrel, it's an endangered species C:

Blackstar: NOT AS ENDAGERED AS YOU!!

Firestar: nooooooo *on accident shoots a lazer at a eagle and it comes falling down dead* O.o that was random

Littlecloud: but I thought eagles were endangered and were rare to find!!!

Firestar: well their endangered now

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