Onestar: HEYYYYY ASHFOOT!
Ashfoot: yes?
Onestar: I'm going to go take this machine gun in public! *throws a machine gun on the ground*
Ashfoot: that's how you'd get arrested :/
Onestar: oh come on. I'm Onestar. I'll never get arrested.
In public
Onestar: HEYY POLICECAT!
Policecat: yes?
Onestar: how do you arrest people on a motorcycle?
Policecat: uhh you don't
Onestar: but- your a Policecat..
Policecat: you patrol on a motorcycle
Onestar: what if you have to arrest somebody?
Policecat: you don't, you call for back up
Onestar: what if you don't have time for back up? Do you just put the cat in the basket or something?
Policecat: there is no basket >.>
Onestar: then how do you arrest cats?!
Policecat: YOU DONT ITS FOR PATROLLING X.X
Onestar: what if you need to arrest!?
Policecat: YOU CALL BACKUP!!
Onestar: WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO ASK FOR BACKUP?!
Policecat: I DONT KNOW, OKAY!? I DONT KNOW!!! *starts crying*
Onestar: I'm sorry :( do you wanna see my machine gun? :'(
Policecat: sure *sniff*
Onestar: *hands machine gun*
Policecat: what were you planning on using it for? *sniff*
Onestar: probably to shoot all the cats that tormented me when I was a kit ^_^
Policecat: oh.. that's nice *gives machine gun back*
Onestar: so it's fun to shoot cats and all but I also like shooting ducks.
Policecat: O: *pins down and puts handcuffs on* ITS AGAINST THE LAW TO SHOOT DUCKS WITHOUT A LICENSE! YOUR UNDER ARREST IN THE NAME OF THE DUCK SOCIETY!
Onestar: WHAT?! ITS AGAINST THE LAW TO SHOOT DUCKS WITHOUT A LICENSE?!
Policecat: YES!
Onestar: IVE BEEN SHOOTING DUCKS MY WHOLE LIFE!
Policecat: THEN YOULL BE IN JAIL EVEN LONGER!!
Ashfoot: what's happening?
Onestar: I'm getting arrested.. what's up with you?
Ashfoot: YOUR GETTING ARRESTED?!
Onestar: YEAHHH.. remember to feed the kits.. you sometimes forget to feed them... *gets dragged away*
Ashfoot: well... going to court! X.X
~~~~~~ Sorry for not updating sooner but believe it or not, I have a life XD and this chapter is short and keeps you hangin' I know. DID DAT ON PURPOSE. COMMENT, VOTE AND FOLLOW, FOR THE DUCK SOCIETY!
Would you rather:
A: get arrested for shooting ducks
B: get arrested, the police officer has a basket on their motorcycle, and you have to sit in it.
A... I have a fear for baskets...
Quote of the day:
You can't live with a paw in each world-
Lionheart
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