Greystripe: *silently goes into entrance* *mission impossible music* Dun dun dun duh, dun dun DUH DUH! DEH DEH DEH!! DEH DEH DEH! *walks into stripper club*
Dustpelt: *dancing on stage* DUN DUN DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!! TALK DIRTY TO MEH!!!
Greystripe: WHAT? I THOUGHT THE STRIPPERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SHE-CATS! *sees Blackstar in the corner of the crowd of she-cats* O.o
Blackstar: speak this to no one O.o
Greystripe: Kay...?
Dustpelt: *winking at she-cats* I'd like you all to meet my friends, Thornclaw and Brackenfur!!
*Brackenfur and Thornclaw step forward*
She-cat crowd: *cheering*
Greystripe: YAY!! YOU GO BRACKENFUR!!
Thornclaw: EVERYBODY GET UP!! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!
Blackstar: OH GOD I HATE THIS SONG!
Greystripe: *dancing* WOO! *coughs and stops dancing* uh yeah me to...
Dustpelt: IF YOU CANT HEAR! WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY!
Blackstar: YEAH NO I CAN HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR!
Dustpelt: IF YOU CANT READ FROM THE SAME PAGE!!
Blackstar: I'm tired of this.. Greystripe LEGGO.
Greystripe: *dancing* What? oh um... yeah okay :(
Blackstar: AND ILL TALK DIRTY TO YOU! *yells at Dustpelt while throwing dirt at him*
She-cat crowd: *gasp* GET THEM!! *chases after Blackstar and Greystripe*
Greystripe: *running beside Blackstar* this would not be happening to us if we had stayed!!
Blackstar: *running* UGH ITS NOT MY FAULT HE GOT BLURRED LINES COMPLETELY OFF KEY!!
Greystripe: :/ IT DIDNT SOUND OFF KEY!
Blackstar: I uh secretly love Robin Thicke. I listen to his songs every day.. I know every single beat to every single song ;(
Greystripe: *tries not to laugh* *coughs* oh no that's that's okay..
Blackstar: uh so where should we run to?
Greystripe: I don't know maybe we could- *falls into lake with Blackstar*
She-cat crowd: *jumps into water and starts beating up Greystripe and Blackstar*
*all you hear are screams and the screen goes black*
People world
*Random cats is on Tv*
Robin Thicke: *watching* Dustpelt was off key!!
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