Seven. Zero Chance

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^^^Hiyaaaa guys! Been a while, ikr? I am truly sorry. I just have been lazy recently. I know, I know. So here's my make-up chapter for y'all. (My parents have been over the top religious lately...I want to get away from that and sort my ish out.)
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🕛 morning. 9:00 am.
Cheryl: Hey!
Toni: you're up?
Cheryl: no Toni. It's just my ghost talking to you 👻
Toni: you seem happy
Cheryl: are you not fine with that?
Toni: nonono it's just...nvm.
Cheryl: no...I'm not gay Toni. In fact I have thrown a big party at my house with nana rose.
Toni: that's...why?
Cheryl: no dummy, I think I've found my soul partner.
Toni: realllllyyyy? who is it? ^-^
Cheryl: his name's Archie.
Toni: oh.
Cheryl is typing.
Cheryl: ikr? He's like...dating this girl Veronica, who is also in love with this Betty, who then is dating a boy named Jughead, who then likes Archie...non platonically. It's all a big circle...but recently he got in a fight with all of them and now he sits with me at the mega school lunch table 😍
Toni: Yeah.
Cheryl: srsly? Just 'yeah'? Thought you'd appreciate me more.
Toni: now I've got zero chance eh?
Cheryl:  nice joke...but in all seriousness I cannot believe I'm with the school hot boy...well I can believe it since you know...I'm pretty 'af' but still, wow.
Toni: oh...yeah totally. I can't imagine.
Cheryl: look at it! I got it just yesterday...he asked me to do his photo shoot...so I snuck in a selfie ;)

so I snuck in a selfie ;)

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Toni: yeah cute.
Cheryl: what now Toni...I know something happened to you.
Toni: I'm great.
Cheryl: I know sarcasm better than you do, now please my lovely Toni, the pun+joke queen?
Toni: IM GREAT. Can't you figure it out?
Cheryl: you know? no Toni topaz I don't know why you have these tendencies to be in a bad mood. But I can assure you that I will not be your cushion when you're in too deep.
Toni is typing.
Toni: do I need to do all caps now? I AM FINE CHERYL BLOSSOM, CANT I BE UPSET FOR A CHANGE? ITS ALWAYS YOU WHO NEEDS TO BE THE OVERWHELMING DRAMA QUEEN?
Cheryl: no I get it, I'm sorry I am a jerk.
Toni: good then.
Cheryl: so...I have a joke for you 😸
Toni: what.
Cheryl: Q. What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
Toni: a fog.
Cheryl: no...well yes. Um...so When do you go at red and stop at green?
Toni: when eating a watermelon. That was my joke.
Cheryl: oh sorry yes, well...Knock! Knock!
Toni: who is it?
Cheryl: who's there!
Toni: I dunno you're the one telling me the joke.
Cheryl: you know what? If you're so keen at making jokes then you can go ahead.
Toni: fine.
Cheryl: category is dirty jokes.
Toni: 🙄 Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Cheryl: Uh...oh sh*t I srsly don't know, wait.
Toni: cause he only 'comes' once a year.
Cheryl: I told you to wait...but yeah I'll give that to you it was hilarious.
Toni: what did the girl say to her boss who was trying to have fun with her?
Cheryl: what?
Toni: Go 'ahead'
Cheryl: wait what?
Toni: Ugh nevertheless, I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.
Cheryl: Tell me one more pleaseeeeeeeee? What's the biggest and best  joke you can find?
Toni: you.
Toni is offline.
Cheryl: unbelievable. 🖕

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