The Roommate I Never Expected ( Davekat )

The Family Grows

*Karkat's pov*

"Hey wanna play with Karkles with me Karkles?"

"Dave wheres the juice?"

"Its over here."

I closed the refrigerator door and walked over to where Dave was on the couch holding Karkles and grabbed the bottle of apple juice that was sitting in the ground next to him.

"Scoot."

Dave leaned up and I sat down and allowed him to lay his head back down on my lap. We both just got off our final shift until after Christmas and were just sitting on the couch. I unscrewed the lid and took a swig as Dave watched Karkles run around on his chest.

"Dont hog the juice Karkles."

I passed the bottle back to him and he took a swig setting it on the floor in front of us when he was done.

"Dave?"

"Ya?"

"Where the hell are your pants?"

"What you can sit in your boxers but I cant?"

"Yes."

"No"

"Yes"

"Im not putting on pants."

"Fine"

"Did they ever say if they would be coming?"

"Ya everyone said yes to me what about you?"

"Yup, Dirk and Bro will be coming early to meet you."

"Ok. Are you sure about this."

"Yes now shut up about you being rude and play with Karkles with me."

"Its your damn hamster."

"Karkles,"

Dave brought the hamster close to him and looked up at me

"is our hamster and we will raising him together. He has you nose for God sake so don't try and abandon him."

"Dave I don't have a fucking hamster nose."

Dave lifted his hand and slowly moved it to my face

"Dave I swear to God if you fucking bop my nose,"

"Youll what? Kiss me."

He moved his hand faster toward my face and when he touched my nose he said

"BOP!"

"DAMN IT DAVE!"

"So when do I get that kiss."

"You dont"

"Come on Karkles."

"No"

"Come on"

Dave began to shake my arm as he whined

"No"

"Karkles pleaaaaassssseeeee."

"Fine you dick."

Dave leaned up as much as he could and I leaned down. I gave him a quick peck and was about to pull away when Dave grabbed my face pulling me back down. He kissed me soft and sweetly then pulled away smiling.

"I should bop your nose more often."

"You should defiantly fucking not."

"I think I should."