who are you? | t/obidei + hidadei ✓

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"This is Tobi, our newest member of Akatsuki.", Pein announces, as the new cloaked member walks into the room.

Everyone around me exchange glances, I continue to look down in despair. They all had one thing in mind and I was thinking it too.

Was this really who Danna was being replaced by?

"Hello! I'm Tobi!", he cheerfully exclaimed, shaking everyone's hand, some cringe at the sound of his childish voice. "I like dango, dango and making new friends!"

Once this Tobi guy got to me, he froze and slowly reaches out. It was like he was waiting for confirmation or consent for him to touch me. I narrow my eyes and shook his hand, something didn't feel right about the way he held my hand, I don't know, it just felt strange.

"You're a really pretty girl.", Tobi compliments.

Obnoxious laughter fills the room, first Hidan and now this idiot? At least it wasn't as bad as Hidan when he went all 'Hey, after this shitty meeting, you wanna bang?'

That guy got a harsh bitch slap and a lecture from me.

Tch.. What to do?

"Why is everyone laughing? Tobi is a good boy??", he looks around and shakes his head a couple of times, the rest trief to hold in the rest of their giggles.

"Tobi, Deidara is a boy, not a girl.", Itachi explains rather calmly..

"Just because someone has long blond hair and looks like a girl is probably a trap.", Hidan adds on, I shoot a deadly glare at him as he grins.

He just quoted me, great.

"Ohhhhh, sorry Deidara-senpai..", he applogizes as he bows down. I roll my eyes as he waddles back next to Pein-sama and Konan-chan.

I don't like him already.

"By the way Deidara, Tobi is your new partner.", Pein last adds as he fades away as everyone else vanishes, some members still giggling as they make their escape.

I look back and then to Tobi, happy or not like I could tell with that simple orange mask on his face. It represents fear or how small and timid one can be, hiding emotion can be for one but why?

"It's great to be your partner senpai!", he exclaims abruptly, he grabs my hand and shakes it rapidly. It felt like my arm would fall off any second now. "I hope we can do amazing missions and be the best team!"

"Yeah, sure, the best.", the sarcasm could be heard but someone as dumb as him wouldn't notice.

I miss Sasori no Danna already.