BTS Oneshots

yoonmin

ship: yoonmin
word count: 1572
warnings: language, mentions of smut hahshdgshsggs

Free days are rare for the members of BTS. Whether it's a photo shoot, an interview, or whatever, the boys normally have something on their daily schedules. Though today was different much to the boys' appreciation.

Jin, Yoongi and Namjoon went out for a bit for who knows what and would probably be back soon. That left the other four members to lie lazily around the living room, just enjoying the day off. A movie was playing loudly on the tv screen that Taehyung had practically forced upon the other boys, but now he was the only one who wasn't captivated by the action scene playing across the screen. Occasional giggles fell from the man's lips as he stared at his phone, and before Jimin, who was sitting next to him, could tell the other to quiet down, Taehyung gasped loudly.

"Oh. My. God." Taehyung's mouth fell open and upon looking up, he was met with three pairs of eyes all trained on him. Jimin leaned over to see what was on the phone in his friend's hands. Though he didn't get a chance to read anything before Taehyung pulled the phone away. "A fan sent a link to me on Twitter."

"And?" Hoseok prompted the younger to continue after he reached over for the remote to turn down the tv. He was all too excited to do just that.

"It was a fan fiction. A sexual one," Taehyung's lips turned up into a smirk as he turned his head to look at Jimin, "of you and Yoongi-hyung." Jimin's face practically caught on fire after these simple words were left hanging in the air. He looked mortified. Before the others could register what Tae had said, the older boy was already fighting him for control of the phone.

"Oh my god, Tae! Did you read something like that?" With that, Hoseok burst into childish laughter and Jungkook was giggling next to him. Taehyung wasn't far behind them and was laughing as his hyung struggled to steal the phone out of from his hands. Hoseok couldn't help himself as he got up and swiped the phone from both of them. "Hyung!"

Hoseok's laughter only got louder as he read the title and tags aloud, having to stop to breathe every few words. "With Pleasure by... "Eoeo"? Anyway... Praise kink." Jimin watched in horror as his hyung continued reading. "Daddy kink." Said boy's eyes snapped open, and he practically launched himself at Hoseok.

"Shut up! This isn't funny!" To his dismay, Jimin couldn't wrestle the phone away.

"Holy sh-" Hoseok held the phone out to Jungkook and Taehyung. "Read the fifth and sixth to last tags." Jungkook had a faint blush on his cheeks as he read it out loud, but Taehyung was the opposite and just couldn't hold his laughter back.

"Top Jimin. Bottom Yoongi." Jungkook's eyes widened while he took the phone from his hyung for a better look.

"Oh my god, that's the best thing I've ever heard." Taehyung wiped his eyes which threatened to spill with tears. " Top Jimin ."

Slightly offended by the absurd laughter, Jimin looked at the others with his cheeks a shade darker than before - if it's physically possible. "What's so funny about that?" No answer, only laughter. "Guys! It's not that funny!"

"Oh, but it is," Hoseok held his stomach. "Dude, that would literally never happen in any circumstance! You're Park Jimin ."

"Shut up!" Jimin cried out in humiliation when Jungkook and Taehyung nodded in agreement. The group of boys didn't hear the front door open and the patter of feet walking through the dorm through all the commotion. Jimin's voice again sounded throughout the room loudly, "I said shut up! Give me the phone, Jungkook!" Jin, Yoongi and Namjoon exchanged a curious look and proceeded into the living room. What they walked in on was Jungkook laughing under Jimin with a phone clenched in a death grip. Jimin was trying desperately to rip the phone from his hands but with no luck. Hoseok and Taehyung were laughing and practically crying at the scene presented before them.