eleven - texts

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john

i think cameron's on to us

johnny
o no how

u know how im going to cali? i agreed to stay @ his place w mason bc i dont want to spend money on a hotel

and he said something like "dang john must be unhappy w that"

and i accidentally said "idk why he would care" when i was going to say "idk why he wouldn't trust me" bc that sounds more coupley, but i pressed sent instead of delete

johnny
Well i guess we have to act more coupley then

fuck

johnny
my thoughts exactly

john .. its time to become actors

johnny
If you want you don't have to continue and say we're "dating" you can say that we broke up or smn

it's fine it's not like we r going to fuck

johnny
Ha yea no lol

ard well are we still on for saturday?

johnny
when are you leaving

next monday morning

johnny
Did u start packing yet?

uh

johnny
V I E N N E .

I HAVE A WHOLE  5 DAYS

johnny
ITS 11:47 PM AND WE BOTH KNOW YOURE NOT GOING TO START PACKING BEFORE WEDNESDAY ENDS

u dont know me

johnny
I'm literally ur fake boyfriend stfu

ass bag

johnny
suck a dick

no

shit i forgot we have to be a cOuPLe

johnny
hey babycakes can i smack that ass😳

no💘💘

johnny
:(

Ok but seriously what should we do

um

hug?

post cheesy ass pics w cheesy ass captions?

johnny
hNnNnN we are fucked

What would a normal couple do

kiss and shit i guess

wanna go out & eat later  so we can post something that convinces cam

johnny
good idea

there's a pizza joint near my place u can come if u want

i'll bike over

johnny
um bitch you have a fucking car

stfu

im comin tho i want pizza

johnny
am home all day

cool will drop in later

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