💛"You are so ugly, I can't even look at you."
💜*dramatic gasp*
💜"Should I call an ambulance?!"
💛*shaking head; glare*
💜"Then you should really stop talking to yourself. People are going to think you're crazy."
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HumorSarcasm /ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/ noun 1. A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value. 2. the bastard stepchild of irony 3. Your body's natural defense against stupid. 4. The...