💛"Are you single?"
💜"Yeah I am. But you will be too once I tell your girlfriend that you're cheating on her."
Or...~
💜"I'm a single pringle but I don't want to mingle."
Orr...~
💜"I am in a happy relationship with food but don't tell him that I'm cheating on him with the bed."
In case the guy is not single:
💛"You don't even know her and besides, no one has to know."
💜"There's this thing called the internet and social media."
In case the guy is single:
💜"Oh yeah, you never have one and probobably never will."
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HumorSarcasm /ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/ noun 1. A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value. 2. the bastard stepchild of irony 3. Your body's natural defense against stupid. 4. The...
