💛"It wasn't my fault someone pissed on your fruit loops this morning?!"
💜"I didn't say it was your fault. I just said I was blaming you."
💛"What did I do?"
💜"You being you. That's what you did."
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HumorSarcasm /ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/ noun 1. A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value. 2. the bastard stepchild of irony 3. Your body's natural defense against stupid. 4. The...