💛"I'm not trying to kill someone, I'm just trying to poison em."
💜"Yeah... Like there's a difference."
💛"There is a difference, kil-"
💜"I know, killing starts with K and poisoning starts P, while stupid starts with you."
💛"Actually, it starts with S."
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HumorSarcasm /ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/ noun 1. A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value. 2. the bastard stepchild of irony 3. Your body's natural defense against stupid. 4. The...