❝get out of my dms pls❞
❝-and lemme get in yo pants instead ;)❞
in which a guy dm's a girl terrible pickup lines on twitter
#5 fanfiction | dec.20.2020
started: july 28th 2018
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taeyong hi!
yeona hello?
yeona who are you?
taeyong i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart ;)
yeona uhh what the fuck
taeyong i'm no photographer, but I can picture us together ;)
yeona i'm no doctor but i can tell that you just gave me brain cancer
taeyong do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
yeona bitch i can barely make it down the stairs without stopping halfway to breathE
yeona so why the fuCK would i run in your lsd dreams?
taeyong on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... and i'm the 1 you need ;)
yeona oh my gosh is there an off button on you?
taeyong yeah
taeyong my lips ;)
yeona hold on let me just–
taeyong just what?
yeona clean up my vomit off the floor
yeona ok but you are sO cringe why are you dming me
taeyong gotta slide in them dms before i can slide in yo pants ;)
yeona ...........
yeona knock knock
taeyong oh ;) i see what you're tryna do here
yeona kNOCK KNOCK BITCH
taeyong who's there ;)
yeona you can no longer
taeyong you can no longer what...?
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@yeonangel has blocked @taebreeze
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A U T H O R S N O T E
hello! welcome to twitter!
an nct fanfiction :^)
this is another 'text' fic (if u wanna call it that) bUT
this is my first nct fanfic! this will mainly revolve around 127 but i will be adding u and a hint of dream to this too!
things to note:
you should probably be reading this with wifi, ill be using !some! pics and memes 😎 so if u wanna be part of the gang, do as i say 😤 i mean i think i will... 😔
there will be swearing! so here's the exit for those who aren't a fan 👉🚪😎
this book is MY OWN WORK! if anything looks familiar it is JUST PURE COINCIDENCE! i also DO NOT tolerate plagiarism!
do check out my wanna one fics as well! sent and freshman!
