camp half-gays // pjo texting au

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Percy has named the group "camp half-gays".

percy (2:28am): oh HELL yeah

leo (2:30am): fuck yeah. i can get behind this

percy (2:31am): i always knew i loved you, leo

piper (2:33am): Percy. Do you have to create a group chat with every single person we know at 3am?

percy (2:33am): it's 2am, piper

percy (2:33am): also: yes

nico (2:34am): GO TO SLEEP OH MY GODS

nico (2:35am): i'm putting this group on do not disturb first thing tomorrow morning i swear.

jason (2:37am): if u ask me, this shit's hilarious. a+ creative efforts perce

percy (2:40am): marry me, jason

hazel (2:43am): You guys are so damn GAY.

percy (2:44am): hazel you're LITERALLY dating a girl

percy (2:45am): also your perfect grammar actually scares me. why is ur life so restrained. type a u every once in a while. use numbers instead of spelling everything out all the time. LIVE UR BEST LIFE, HAZEL LEVESQUE

hazel (2:47am): That hurts my eyes to read.

nico (2:48am): stop bullying my sister percy

hazel (2:50am): Thank you!

percy (2:51am): hazel im gonna take ur phone and turn auto capitalization off

hazel (2:52am): I know where you live, Percy.

percy (2:53am): hazel you SCARE ME

percy (2:55am): but also i want to protect you with my life

percy (2:55am): is this bisexual culture

hazel (2:56am): Yes.

jason (2:57am): yes

leo (2:57am): yes

frank (2:58am): yes

percy (3:00am): HI FRANK

frank (3:01am): hi percy

percy (3:01am): wait, you're bi??? HOW MANY BISEXUALS ARE THERE IN THIS GROUP???? we are so powerful wow

percy (3:02am): BISEXUAL ROLL CALL

nico (3:03am): oh my gods

percy (3:04am): stay out of this nico. we love u but you're gay. you can keep count. HELLO BISEXUALS

jason (3:05am): captain bisexual reporting for duty

percy (3:06am): no fair! i wanted to be captain bisexual :(

jason (3:07am): u can be my sargeant if u want

nico (3:08am): GAY

jason (3:09am): bisexual, actually

frank (3:10am): same

hazel (3:11am): Same.

leo (3:12am): same

percy (3:15am): i love u guys :-)

leo (3:17am): ew why did you use that smiley

hazel (3:18am): Yeah, even I know the nose makes it look sarcastic.

frank (3:20am): he knows something we don't

jason (3:21am): love you too percy

percy (3:22am): GOODNIGHT TO JASON GRACE ONLY. I'M GIVING YOU ALL MY LOVE

jason (3:23am): love: received

nico (3:24am): gay. gay. gay. all of you are GAY. now go to SLEEP.