*Sara's P.O.V*
We woke up because of Tobi banging on the door.
"Kali-chan! Today is the day we go to the new base!!"
She groaned and threw the first thing she picked up at the door. "Go away!!"
I facepalmed and started getting dressed. Then went over and poked Kali.
"Kaliiiiiiiii!!!!! New base today."
She just put the pillow over her head. I walked out of the room and into the living room. All the members were there waiting on us.
"I'm sorry its taking so long. Kali wont get her lazy ass up. So, do any of you specialize in bombs or something that makes a louder noise than Tobi's fucking yelling?"
Everyone just stared at me while Hidan smiled.
"What?!"
Kakuzu just shook his head. "The female Hidan has been found."
"Fuck you. Now answer my question. Please."
"That would be me, un." The blonde lady stood up.
"Oh thank you! You're really pretty too!"
She just stood there glaring.
"What?" I asked confused.
Itachi stepped up. "There's only one girl besides you and Kali."
My eyes widened and I started poking Konan. "You're really a man?! I'm so sorry for calling you a woman! Please forgive me!" I hugged him.
Everyone just started laughing. Even Leader.
Hidan walked up. "Hun, blondie's a guy."
"No. That is a girl."
She got madder.
"Whoa. Are you seriously telling me that she...I mean he... is a guy?!"
Everyone nodded.
"Oh." I ran up and hugged her... uhm, him. "I'm sorry!!!"
"Whatever. Just lets blow something up, un."
We walked back into the room. Kali was still sleeping. He pulled out some clay and fed it to his mouths on his...hands? Then a clay spider crawled next to the bed. All of a sudden it blew up and Kali woke up screaming.
I just started laughing.
"What the fuck?!"
"Its time to go and you weren't up yet so I got the blonde shim to make a bomb to wake you up."
"That's Deidara. The lady with the penis."
"Ohhhh. Okay!"
Deidara just glared at us. "I'm a guy,un!!"
"We know you're a lady with a penis." I smiled.
"I'm going to blow you up, un!" He fed his mouth hands clay."
"Oh shit!" Kali and I ran to the living room screaming and hid behind Hidan and Itachi.
Everyone just stared at us.
"What happened?" Sasori asked.
"We called Dei a lady with a penis again and now he's trying to blow us up!" Kali explained.
Just then Deidara ran into the room.
"Where are they?!"
Hidan and itachi just smirked and moved to the side.
"What the fuck?!" I yelled.
Deidara just smiled evilly and walked up to us.
"Hello there."
"I...uh... we're sorry for saying you have a penis!" Kali apologized quickly.
Deidara just got angrier while Kisame fell off the couch laughing.
"I HAVE ONE!!"
"So you admit to being a tyranny?"
Kisame laughed even harder.
"You know what?" Deidara help up the bomb.
"Penis?"
"No, boom!" The bomb exploded nearly blowing everyone up.
Leader sighed. "At least we're moving. Kali go get dressed into something....decent and pack. then come meet us in here."
"Decent?" She looked down and turned bright red. She was only wearing a bra and short shorts. "I....uh...ima just..." she ran off.
"Damn." Hidan said.
Itachi and I slapped him at the same time.
"What the fuck was that for?!"
"Payback. Well, part of it."
"For looking at my girlfriend."
"Girlfriend? Sorry makeup guy, she's taken by my brother."
"Not for long."
"Alright! Let's make a bet. If she falls in love with you in 3 weeks, I get to do 3 punishments of your choice. But, if she doesnt, I get to dye your hair and put makeup on you." I held my hand out to him.
"Deal." He shook my hand.
"And you!" Hidan turned around to face me.
"What?!"
"You are strictly not allowed to come near me for a week. That's your playback."
"But-"
"no buts!" I smirked and went to help Kali pack.
I walked into the room as she was trying to find something to wear.
"Why are you still not dressed?"
"I heard your conversation and I have an idea. And don't worry, itachi's not winning." She smirked.
"What's the plan?"
"Hand me your bag."
I handed it to her and she dug through it pulling out an outfit. Then she did the same with hers.
"You will wear this and I will wear this. Hidan's not allowed to talk to you, touch you, or be near you right?"
I nodded.
"Then you will make that week a living hell for him and itachi."
Her idea was perfect. I just hope it works.
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