Spottedleaf: Hello, and welcome back to my channel! Er- book? Anyways! Today I will be using Witchcraft and stuff for attempt #2 of reincarnation! Cinderpelt! Get the candles!
Cinderpelt: *runs into next room and comes back with a plastic tub* here we go! All of the candles I could find in the storage room!
Spottedleaf: thank you. Sadly we no longer have the test dummy so I have to try it on one of u-
Goosefeather: *comes back to wherever they are* due to events not related to my looks whatsoever, Tigerheart killed me. Now Dovewing carry's that basket EVERYWHERE.
Spottedleaf: wait... She does?
Goosefeather: *nods* everywhere.
Spottedleaf: then we can see what is going on! *Turns on TV to watch the video*
Dovewing: *sets basket down* Tigerheart! I can't believe you killed our kit just because he was ugly!
Spottedleaf: *Turns TV off* I think it was related to your looks...
Goosefeather: *crys in corner of lab*
Cinderpelt: *sighs* I'll get the therapist.
Spottedleaf: *nods* good idea.
Cinderpelt: *leaves the room*
Spottedleaf: while she's gone I can start setting up! First I will take this bouquet of flowers Whitestorm got me for valentines day- don't ask- to get a bunch of petals. *plucks every petal while saying 'he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not,' repeatedly* he loves me... That's the last petal... Oh mouse dung! HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!
Cinderpelt: *walks in with Redtail* Goosefeather need your assista- *notices Spottedleaf having a crying and screaming fit* and so does she...
Redtail: *walks over to Goosefeather* BE A MAN!
Goosefeather: ... Uh... What?
Redtail: he's unsaveable. *walks to Spottedleaf* calm down.
Spottedleaf: WHITESTORM LOVES ME!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Redtail: *looks at Cinderpelt* I can fix this. *looks back to Spottedleaf* He hates your guts. *walks out the door, slamming it shut behind him*
Spottedleaf: *stops* oh... Oh... OH... Meh. He really knows what he's doing...
Cinderpelt: *nods* yep.
Goosefeather: *nods* how...???
Spottedleaf: anyway... Now, Cinderpelt, arrange these flower petals into a circle.
Cinderpelt: ok. *grabs basket of flower petals then skips in a circle, throwing them like a flower girl* done!
Spottedleaf: good job. Now we need to set up some candles. We need white candles for healing...? Maybe... I'm not sure... And brown because I'm an animal... I hope that's how this works... Correct me if im wrong but i think it goes like this: Healing for bringing me back... And Animal because I am an animal.
Goosefeather: *opens mouth*
Cinderpelt: *puts her paw over his mouth* Life lesson #1 when a she-cat says 'correct me if I'm wrong' never! Ever! Correct her!
Goosefeather: oh... Ok...
Spottedleaf: *arranges candles in the circle* now Goosefeather, step into the circle and light the candles.
Goosefeather: *steps into circle and lights candles*
Spottedleaf: Abracadabra! Alacazam!
Goosefeather: *Poofs out of existence*
Spottedleaf: well that failed. Anyway, this is Spottedleaf-
Cinderpelt: and Cinderpelt!
Spottedleaf: signing off for the day!
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50 Ways to Come Back to Life!
FanfictionIn this warriors fan fiction, follow Spottedleaf on the quest to become alive again! She and her assistant Cinderpelt shall figure out new ways to come back to life, testing some of them on Goosefeather. Just to make sure they're safe...
