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Spottedleaf: hello everyone and welcome back to- You know what this is.
Live audience member #4: I'm new here, what is this!?
Spottedleaf: *rage* CHECK YOUR RECITE!!!!!! *calm* I mean- *nervous laugh* ha- um... *nervous laugh* um... Ch- Check your recite...
Cinderpelt: *puts tail on Spottedleaf's shoulder* sh- she's just stressed because of the live audience and because Goo-
Goosefeather: *appears* HELLO LADIES!!! *looks to crowd* Holy-
Honeyfern: LIVE TELEVISION GOOSEFEATHER!!!! *repositions her broken leg*
Goosefeather: mouse farts, a live audience! So exciting!
Spottedleaf: *hugs Goosefeather* You're back!
Cinderpelt: *hugs Goosefeather* in one piece!
Audience: Awwwwwwwwwww
Spottedleaf: *clears throat* um... So today we will be-
Cinderpelt: *whispers* this could get gruesome *giggle*
Spottedleaf: asking the dark forest for help!
Audience: *gasp*
audience member #17: but they're murderers!!!???
Spottedleaf: *nod* yep.
Cinderpelt: *looks at Spottedleaf* should I go get the stationary?
Spottedleaf: yes.
Cinderpelt: which set?
Spottedleaf: *whispers* the Several ways to die/kill a cat set.
A/N That was a spoiler to a upcoming book we're writing!!!!
Cinderpelt: *nod* ok! *runs to supplies closet*
Spottedleaf: hey Goosefeather?
Goosefeather: yeah?
Spottedleaf: get me some white paper and a knife.
Goosefeather: you're worrying me... *goes to supplies closet*
Spottedleaf: and get me the container of live mice!
Goosefeather: *sighs happily* so that's what the knife is for.
Cinderpelt: *brings back stationary*
Spottedleaf: *writes letter to Tigerstar* now, give me one mouse and the knife.
Goosefeather: *hands her one mouse and the knife*
Spottedleaf: *raises knife then slices the mouse in half*
Audience: *gasp*
Spottedleaf: *splatters mouse blood all over letter*
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50 Ways to Come Back to Life!
FanfictionIn this warriors fan fiction, follow Spottedleaf on the quest to become alive again! She and her assistant Cinderpelt shall figure out new ways to come back to life, testing some of them on Goosefeather. Just to make sure they're safe...
