Spottedleaf: hey everyone!
Cinderpelt: Hi!
Spottedleaf: since Goosefeather is gone again, I will have Cinderpelt test this on-
Goosefeather: *appears* IM BACK!!!!
Cinderpelt: HOLY STARCLAN!!!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: OH MY STARCLAN HOW THE MOUSE DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?
Goosefeather: *in weird voice* Imagination... *he slowly disappears as Cinderpelt turns the lights off slowly*
Spottedleaf: *its pitch black in the room* what!?
Cinderpelt: *makes lights flicker*
Goosefeather: *evil laughs* imagination... *evil laughs*
Cinderpelt: *continues to flicker lights*
Honeyfern: *runs over* no! *slaps Cinderpelt* no! *turns on lights* no! *runs around* no!
Cinderpelt: *races back to lights and makes them flicker then turns them off*
Honeyfern: *runs into counter face first and somehow breaks leg by doing so* oh [CENSORED] no!!!!!!!!!
A/N she's saying Frick but not the I... Its a different letter...
Spottedleaf: uh oh...
Cinderpelt: oh snap... *turns on lights*
Goosefeather: we're fired.
Honeyfern: *screaming in pain as blood streams from her face and leg*
Medical crew: *comes to get Honeyfern*
Honeyfern: AREN'T YOU THREE MEDICINE CATS!?!? SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE HELPED ME!?!?!?!?
Spottedleaf: *whispers to Cinderpelt and Goosefeather* let's hide in the closet...
Cinderpelt: *whispers* ok....
Goosefeather: *nods*
The three of them start to walk backwards
Cinderpelt: *runs to lights and turns them off then runs to closet with Spottedleaf and Goosefeather*
Spottedleaf: *hears medical crew stumble and fall* I think they're dying...
Goosefeather: *nod*
Cinderpelt: *nod*
Goosefeather: *to the beat of Shut up and Dance* STARCLAN CAN SAVE HONEYFERN! THAT WOMANS A SIKO PATH! OH OOO! STARCLAN CAN SAVE HONEYFERN!!
Moonflower: *opens closet, turns on light, shoves face in Goosefeather's face* SHUT UP!!!! *slaps him*
Goosefeather: holy mother of Bluestar...
Moonflower: *whips fur* that's right! *fades away*
Cinderpelt: *gasp*
Goosefeather: *gasp*
Spottedleaf: g- *slams door* -asp.
Cinderpelt: well...
Spottedleaf: that didn't work...
Goosefeather: yurp...
A/N yes, he said yurp. (Pronounced Yer-p)
Spottedleaf: USE GRAMMAR!!!!!!!*slices his head off in anger* woops... I shouldn't have done that...
Goosefeather: *dead*
Spottedleaf: well. We'll try again soon. Byeeeeeeee!
Cinderpelt: Bye! *mutters* and you said he didn't grammar.
Spottedleaf: I heard that!
You hear screeching as the camera fades and the screen goes black.
YOU ARE READING
50 Ways to Come Back to Life!
FanfictionIn this warriors fan fiction, follow Spottedleaf on the quest to become alive again! She and her assistant Cinderpelt shall figure out new ways to come back to life, testing some of them on Goosefeather. Just to make sure they're safe...
