Spottedleaf: Hello and welcome back to- I don't need to say it do I?
Cinderpelt: I wouldn't think so-
Honeyfern: you haven't said it any other time, why should it matter now?
Spottedleaf: I don't know.
Cinderpelt: so what are we gonna do now that Goosefeath-
Goosefeather: *magically appears in one piece* You were saying?
Cinderpelt and Spottedleaf: *rush up to him and give him hugs*
Spottedleaf: you're alive again! Er- dead again...
Cinderpelt: Yay!
Goosefeather this calls for celebration!
Honeyfern: *mutters* it hasn't called for celebration any of the other times you played boomerang.
Goosefeather: what was that?
Honeyfern: Nothing.
Goosefeather: young cats these days.
Cinderpelt: *whispers* should I get the good stuff?
Spottedleaf: *whispers* well duh.
Cinderpelt: *rushes off to the closet*
Honeyfern: Hey! What is she doing!?
Spottedleaf: *comes close to the camera and whispers* working on our plan! *to Honeyfern* I have no idea. Goosefeather, go check on her.
Goosefeather: K! *runs after Cinderpelt while snickering*
Cinderpelt: *comes out empty pawed*
Goosefeather: *comes out covered in catnip while pulling a wagon filled with pouches of catnip* I think I inhaled to much. *passes out*
Spottedleaf: Uh... *whispers to camera* the plan is working! *to Honeyfern* Maybe he should be kicked out of Starclan!
Honeyfern: I agree! Ashfur! Escort Goosefeather to the border of Starclan territory and push him into the river.
Ashfur: Yes mam. *starts dragging Goosefeather away*
Spottedleaf: *whispers to Cinderpelt* I implanted a tiny camera on Goosefeather, let's turn on the TV and watch the footage.
Cinderpelt: *turns on TV*
On the TV you see Ashfur dragging Goosefeather around.
Most crew members crowd around the TV to watch.
Ashfur is singing Mary had a Little Lamb as he throws Goosefeather into the river.
Honeyfern: Welp. He has issues.
Goosefeather somehow falls through the river and onto the ground in the middle if a gathering and goes splat and dies.
Spottedleaf: oh mouse dung!
Honeyfern: watch it!
Spottedleaf: *murmurs in a mimicking voice* Watch it!
Honeyfern: what was that!?
Spottedleaf: I said that Goosefeather is a failure... *whispers to camera* no I didn't, don't worry Goosefeather, your not a complete failure.
Cinderpelt: he's temporarily dead Spottedleaf, we will probably see him tomorrow.
Spottedleaf: yep! Anyway, this is Spottedleaf-
Cinderpelt: and Cinderpelt!
Spottedleaf: signing off for the day!
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50 Ways to Come Back to Life!
FanfictionIn this warriors fan fiction, follow Spottedleaf on the quest to become alive again! She and her assistant Cinderpelt shall figure out new ways to come back to life, testing some of them on Goosefeather. Just to make sure they're safe...
