Spottedleaf: Hey its us, we're back!
Honeyfern: I'm going to need you to sign this really quick!
Spottedleaf: what is it?
Honeyfern: the electric bill! And a contract saying you can't be under the influence cat nip while working!
Spottedleaf: *snort* yeah right! Because I'd definitely sign those! Lol! Nope!
Honeyfern: there's also Christmas raises for the three of you to be thinking about! *waves three envelopes*
Cinderpelt: *runs and grabs envelopes* MONEY!!!!
Goosefeather: *appears* gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!
Spottedleaf: *humming the song Gimme Gimme Gimmie a man after midnight*
Cinderpelt: *gives an envelope marked Goosefeather to him* there you go! *gives envelope marked Spottedleaf to Spottedleaf* and there you go!
Spottedleaf: *looks at Goosefeather and Cinderpelt* on three?
Goosefeather: *nod*
Cinderpelt: sure!
Spottedleaf: 1!
Cinderpelt: 2!
Goosefeather: 3!
Spottedleaf, Goosefeather, and Cinderpelt: *rip open envelopes*
Spottedleaf: AN EXTRA 20 GRAINS OF CAT NIP AN HOUR!?!? IM SO HAPPY!!!!!
Goosefeather: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Cinderpelt: YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Honeyfern: that's because maybe you'll stop using the supply here and just use your own at home.
Spottedleaf: *looks at Cinderpelt and Goosefeather* can I tell her?
Cinderpelt and Goosefeather: *smile and nod like two proud new parents*
Spottedleaf: *smiles at Honeyfern like a new parent* the three of us live here, we're gonna use the supply day and night!
Honeyfern: *spits out coffee* WhAt!?!? I nEvEr SaId YoU cOuLd Do ThAt!!!!
Spottedleaf: *is sprinkling cat nip on the ground* tooooooooooo late!
Honeyfern: *suddenly grabbed a random wire and shoved it into Goosefeathers rear end*
Spottedleaf and Cinderpelt: *gasp as the TV flickers on to see a sudden image of Goosefeather looking up at the sky from Thunderclan territory* wow!
Goosefeather: hello!? Spottedleaf!? Cinderpelt!?
Spottedleaf: *watches the TV flicker off and the remains of Goosefeather start to breathe again* wow
Cinderpelt: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!
Goosefeather: *groans* hey um... You two are medicine cats... Can you help me?
Cinderpelt: I'm busy putting my plan into action! *shoves wires up Goosefeathers rear again making the TV flicker on to Goosefeather back in Thunderclan territory*
Goosefeather: *groans* this was your idea?
Cinderpelt: *turns to Spottedleaf* if we just leave the wire there forever he'll be down there forever!
Spottedleaf: *nods*
Honeyfern: *pulls out wire and shreds it* we are not leaving a body here with a wire up it butt! We simply won't!
Spottedleaf: *sigh*
Cinderpelt: aw darn.
Goosefeather: *breathes* help me...
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50 Ways to Come Back to Life!
FanfictionIn this warriors fan fiction, follow Spottedleaf on the quest to become alive again! She and her assistant Cinderpelt shall figure out new ways to come back to life, testing some of them on Goosefeather. Just to make sure they're safe...
