chapter 5

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I went back to the team 10 house later that day after having the best erotic sec of my life with olaf. Jakey-Poo was in his room so I went to the bathroom and locked the door then I sat in the bathtub.

"8 babies, wow that's a lot of babies" i said to myself. I looked down At my fat stomach "hi babies!"

I think one of them waved back at me.

"I could use some wine," I said to my babies. "What do you think, cheesewood cheeseweed? Red or white?"

I prefer  white, he said using telepathy, but whatever floats your boat, malmu

"Thanks, cheesewood cheeseweed, but I think I'll stick with my chardonnay."

Okay malmu

I got out of the bathtub and saw Tessa Brooks standing there. "OMG Courtney, congrats!!" She said.

"Thanks Tessa, you're my best friend"

"You're my best friend too," she said. "You wanna go clubbing tonight before you can't drink any MORE?"

"Yah, for sure!!!!!"

*time skip*

We got to my favorite club, which was called пенис which meant penis in Macedonian according to Google translate. Tessa and I walked in and I looked around. Then I saw...

Olaf making out with another gorl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(hi guys srry for the cliffhanger but I need to get 5 chapters in by!!!)

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