I coudlbt breathe. Tessa put a hand on my shoulder "It's okay Courtney, that guy must be a dick."
"Yah he's a dick but I love him AND his dick!" I scream/cried Ted's a nodded and said "but aren't you pregnant with Jake Paul's octouplets" and I said "oh yeah I am bit olaf and I had sex on the examination. Table so we're kinda almost dating now"
"Oh cool"
Then olaf saw me and he came over. "Hey courtney," he said "how are your babies?"
"Really good, thanks", I said, "also we have to break up your penis is too small for me." Olaf started crying and Tessa and I did vodka shots then left.
It felt so good to leave him behind like he did to me.
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Jake Paul got me pregnant
Fanfictionjake paul accidentally gets his girlfriend courtney preggers after they have sex!!1!! what will she do??? read 2 find out
