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I need theraphy

I cant spell.

Anyway. It's 4 in the morning and i'm researching Greek Mythology. Don't ask. I'm bored. I fink i'll share with you all that i've learned. And it's nothing like the Disney film. Italics are my comments.

Athena
*Goddess of wisdom, rules over Athens - the Capital.
*Daughter of Zeus and a Nymph.
*Born from when Hephaistos (how the fuck did i spell that right but not therapy?) took an axe to Zeus' head and cut it open. Out stepped Athena, fully grown, in full battle armour.
*Similar to her half brother Dionysus, who was cut from Zeus' thigh, fully grown.
*was an Alley to Hercules until Hera messed with him.

Zeus
*son of Kronos and Rhea
*Siblings include - Demeter, Hera, Hades, Hestia and Poseidon.  
*5 of the siblings were eaten by Kronos, a titan who is also their father.
*Zeus grew up in secret, his mum saved him, and when he grew up he tricked his father into throwing up his siblings, *Zeus then led the revolt against the Titans, banished them, and divided the dominion over the world with his brothers Poseidon and Hades.
*Zeus ruled over the sky and earth, Hades ruled over the underworld, Poseidon took the Mediterranean sea and Pacific Ocean i think.
*Zeus Married his sister, Hera, but fucked his other sister, Demeter, to produce Persephone (Kore) who later was kidnapped and later married to her Uncle, Hades. This is fucked up holy fuck.

Persephone
*goddess of Flowers and Fertility.
*was Born as Kore until her 18th birthday.
*Her father was Zeus and her Mother was his sister, Demeter, the goddess of Food and Harvest.
*Later kidnapped by and married to her Uncle, Hades.

Hera
*Daughter of Kronos and Rhea
*is the goddess of women, marriage, family, and childbirth.
*one Jealous motherfucker this one.
*caused Hercules to go mad and kill Meghara and their sons. Sorry. Childhood ruined.

Poseidon  - Nobody mention PJO i hate the series piss off. HP IS BETTER.
*Son on Kronos and Rhea
*siblings include - Hades, Demeter, Hera, Zeus and Hestia.
* He was god of the Sea and other waters; of earthquakes and of horses. Fkn hell. Horses just randomly thrown in there.
*was in competition for the city of Athens with Athena, which he lost.
* Poseidon was said to have had many lovers of both sexes. Was not expecting that. Holy crap. GET IT POES.
* His wife was called Amphitrite, a water nymph, together they had a son called Triton.
*He had loads more kids that i cba researching.
*Had sex with Medusa on Athena's worship temple. HAHAHA TALK ABOUT PETTY
* Our Boy Poseidon also had a weird fucked up relationship with Demeter, his sister. She changed herself into a horse and then so did he. They had horsey sex and produced a horse son, who could talk.... i have no words. Honestly.

Demeter - whoa boy.
*Goddess of the Harvest.
*daughter of Kronos and Rhea
*Siblings - Hades, Hestia, Hera, Poseidon and Zeus.
*Had a daughter by Zeus, her brother, called Kore or Persephone, who married her other brother Hades.
* Nearly killed the Earth and all inhabitants when Kore went missing,

Hades
*Oldest Son Of Kronos and Rhea
*Siblings - Hera, Hestia,Poseidon, Zeus, Demeter.
* God of the Underworld
*Had a three headed dog called Fluffy- er i mean- Cerberus HA couldnt resist. But. It sounds like Severus. Kinda. Leave me alone it's 5 in the morning.
*Known as "The Unseen One"
* kidnapped and Married his production of Incest Niece, Kore/Persephone

Moral of the story is Chloe should go to sleep.

Also. Zeus and his brothers need to stop putting there dicks everywhere. And Demeter close those legs. And Hera. Well fuck you. Don't care about Hestia tbf.

Zeus: I'm gonna fuck it
Hera : 'don't'
Zeus - 'Too late'

Hades - 'My Wife'
Some other god idc : She's your neice. On both Maternal and Paternal sides. The fuck?
Hades. : Ah. My wife.
Kore : HUMDEDUEMEISN I LOVE FLOWERS.

Demeter : I find my brothers so sexy. Well apart from Hades.
Apollo (God of War)  or whatever : I'm going to start war just to get away from you

Poseidon: Did you dick it?
Zeus - I dicked it (They laugh and cheer. Hades is seen standing of to the side.)
Hades:
Poseidon : Hey, big bro Did you dick it?
Hades: Not Demeter, our sister, no.
Zeus:
Poseidon :
Hades: HER DAUGHTER INSTEAD AHA