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Random MCU brainfart

Remember a handful of rants or stn ago i did a proper weird thing where i stated random things to do with HP. Well. AM DOIN IT AGAIN. 
Sorry it's super long. I'm bored and cba with this English homework. (Maybe i do not wanna BEGIN to write a story SIR. MAYBE I WANNA FINISH THE ONES I'VE ALREADY GOT. THANKS) side note. My new english teacher is fit as fuck and I can't pay attention to a word he say.

Random statements
Black Widow is my all time favourite MCU character and Fuck whatever everyone says, Scarlett does a boss job of portraying her.

The first Thor and Assemble are my favourite films in the MCU. deadpool comes close.

While I love Tom Holland as spider man my favourite of the movies is the Originals with Toby Maguire.

Joss whedon is a CUNT.

Natasha could lift up Thor's hammer if she wanted to. She's worthy.

BARTON HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

Vision creeps me the fuck out but i love him all the same.

If we don't find out what the fuck actually happened in Budapest, imma rip my own hair out.

Wanda is adorable. Nuff said.

I'M NOT READY FOR EVANS TO LEEEEEEAAAVVEEE

Who decided who would turn into dust? Thanos?

I recently read a ff where Nat and Clint adopted baby Maximoffs and i bout near died from cuteness and now i want marvel to deliver my Clintasha/Maximoff family fluff or i'll riot. I'll be happy if Clintasha are purely platonic for this as long as this happened.

Avengers 4 - Theories?
Loki's just gonna waltz up in Avengers 4 like 'you really gonna fall for that each time, brother?" And Thor's gonna get a dopey smirk on his face and they're gonna hug and goooossshh it's gonna be cute. Or Thor gets pissy and launches stn at him to see if he's real.

Gamora faked her death to fuck Thanos over.

Thor planted another Groot somehow.

Rocket Rabbit (lol) robs Bucky's arm like a little shit.
Or Buck gives it to him.

Natasha opens a can of whoop ass on Barton. (I meeeeaan. Thats a given)

Captain Marvel does barely nothing and instead lets the Avengers realise there full potential or Captain Marvel, along with Ant Man and Wasp and BOTH (yes i said both) Hawkeye's , defeat thanos easily, leaving the Avengers in shock.

TONY AND STEVE MAKE UP.
"So, Genius playboy philanthropist, whats the plan?"
"You tell me, Cap. I'll just bring the party to you."

Banner and Hulk finally work out their problems.

Shuri and Peter spend the majority of their time together quoting Vines, in and out of the soul stone. (Wait fuck. Is Shuri dust I cannot remember) driving Black Panther and Tony mad.
*Parker shoots out a web* YEET.
*shuri (out of now where)* STAHHHP I COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT

Someone calls Natasha 'Spider mom' in reference to peter and she suddenly has a feisty attitude towards everyone but him.

Coulson makes an appearance and Nat/Clint go ape shit.

Pepper is pregnant.

Opinions on Ships.

Clintasha- I MEEEEEAN. you know

Brutasha- Tbqf. I see it on my tumblr dash the majority of the time and it doesn't really affect me. You do you booboo.

Stucky - Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove

Romanogers - Nahhhhh. Platonic. Steve's gay bby.

Perpperony. -Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove.

Strange/Stark - Hmmmmm. Nah.

Stony - liiitle bit of a stretch. But mmmaaaayyybbe.

Quill/Gamora - 😊

Starky - Die.

Wanda/Nat - ...... I don't wanna talk about it. 😭

Leave me the ones i've left out pretty please thanks x

What I headcannon their sexuality's to be.

Tony - Bisexual

Steve - Homeboy is as bent as a roundabout.

Clint - Hetero.

Bruce - idk. Asexual i thinks.

Nat - Aromatic/Demisexual. She's been trained in the art of seduction but only becomes attracted to a person once she gets to know and understand them.

Bucky - See Steve.

I cba doing anyone else hahaha

Last one. I promise. Random Head canons. It's actually super long omfg. I'm sorry.

STRIKE team Delta make it a tradition to go to comic con whenever they can and dress up as themselves to see if they get recognised. They don't but recently they changed it up a little and decided to dress up as the other avengers. When they went as Pepper and Tony. Oof. The amount of photos they took that year must have broken a record somewhere in the world.

All of the team but Barton and possibly Nat know that Phil's alive.

Tony 100% built Pepper a custom suit when he saw her with the gauntlet in IM3

Tony's secretly working on a 'cure' for Hulky, which may or may not either split Bruce and Hulk into two different entities or subdue Hulk into only coming out at Banner's will. Which would've saved a whole lot of complications if it was done in time.

The original iron man suit, the one in the cave, was put in the Smithsonian right next to Cap's exhibition.

Nat, Wanda, Jane, Maria and Pepper all get together like. Once a month and spend the day together. Pepper's idea, Maria wipes Nat's agenda for that specific date, Wanda and Nat have never really had 'girl - friends' to have girly days with, Jane's never out of the lab. And the day normally ends with ice cream and confused Boys.

Whenever STRIKE team Delta are arrested on a mission (c'mon. That's like every mission) its. 'Natasha is russian and doesn't understand English and clint's deaf.'

The original 6 all have the 'A' tattoo'd somewhere on their body. Nat's got a tiny one on her hip, Clint's got it on his wrist, Steve's got a big one on his arm, Tony's got one on the back of his shoulder, and Bruce has it on his foot. It doesn't show when the hulk comes out. Natasha did everyone's tattoos.

Nat and clint actually have a few tats. They have the 'A', Nat's got an arrow on her shoulder and Clint's got the 'black
widow' logo. They both also have something referring to Budapest. And Clint's got his kids names on his upper back.

Youse probably followed me coz of HP but. HAH. i'm sorry XD. Don't worry I'm actually working on a chap for WATDC and IATDLW rn 😂. I am being productive hahaha