My friend could be a psychopath.

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"To be honest, that was awkward."

"Shut up."

She chuckles.

I groan.

"At least you got closer."

"Nngh."

"Even just a little bit."

Just a  little bit.

"A little thanks maybe?"

No. I almost died.

"C'mon, he could be a keeper."

"Eww. Go away please."

"Jeez. This is your chance!"

"Eww. No."

She groans.

"Y'know what-"

She pauses and walks faster.

Brown dots lighting up with a stupid goofy smile.

"I'll be the best wingman you'll ever have!"

"Eww! No!"

I walk faster.

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