baby jester:
I am NOT going on a date with you.
dick sucker:
blind date*
dick sucker:
And why am I so bad? Don't you want your bff to be happy?
baby jester:
Of course, but why you?
baby jester:
I should've asked for a hot babe.
dick sucker:
Well, I am hot and I am a babe, so here I am. I am your hot babe for tonight.
baby jester:
you annoy me so fucking much.
baby jester:
Am I going to regret saying yes?
dick sucker:
I'll make sure you don't.
dick sucker:
If yah know what I mean 😏
baby jester:
It's already ruined...
dick sucker:
Buzz kill.
baby jester:
Let's just get this over with. Where and when?
dick sucker:
Why am I picking?!
baby jester:
BECAUSE YOU WANTED THIS BLIND DATE.
dick sucker:
You won't like it.
baby jester:
I'm going in a blind date with a MAN. I already don't like it.
dick sucker:
Do you really not want to go?
baby jester:
I really don't.
dick sucker:
Okay. This blind date is cancelled then. You don't have to go.
baby jester:
wait seriously?!
Do you want to change contact name?
Yes or No
dick sucker:
Yeah. But, if you change your mind, at the front of the fair at six.
Jester:
Believe me, I won't go, so don't even go there.
dick sucker is offline
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