*lemon warning, giving the fans what they want*
Keith woke up in his bed with lance next to him, the drunken state had already wore off for him but he still had to tell the truth, as for lance... let's just say Keith was stuck with a drunk lance for the 24 hours.
"Lance, wake up?" Keith said quietly
"Keithyyy i wanna kiss."
"Pfft, demandy much."
"No I'm not."
"Well if you insist." Keith leaned over and gave lance a passionate kiss good morning.
"That was nice Keithy, also, what's for breakfast?"
"Um I'm not sure?"
"Pidgeon!!!" Lance yelled
"FuCkInG wHaT!?!?"
"Pidgeon, what's for breakfast?"
"Ok FiRsT oF aLL, it's pronounced pigeon! Second off mY nAmE iS pIdGe!"
"Alright alright, pidge, what's for breakfast?" Keith asked because he knew lance wouldn't listen.
"Bacon and food goo, I'll bring it in in a second."
"Cool!" Lance yelled
"We're having BACONN!!!"
"Yes we are lance, and what would you like to do after we eat the bacon?"
"Singing battle!!"
"What?"
"Singing battle, we can pick categories of songs and we have to see who can sing the most songs in a category without stopping!"
"Oh jeez, um, sounds like fun lance..."
"YayaayayayYyYyayayYyayyaAAaYYa!"
*knock knock knock*
"Lance, stay here ok?"
"M'kay!"
"Great"
Keith went to answer the door, when he opened it pidge was standing there with two plates.
"Did you do anything to them this time?"
"Jeez, relax, you're already under the effects. Why would I dope you up again?"
"Um, I guess you have a point."
"So Keith, are you still unable to lie."
Obviously Keith wanted to say no to avoid questions but clearly he couldn't.
"...yes"
"Great, so, I have a question for you."
"Shit" Keith thought
"Have you and lance ever...
"What?"
"You know, s... e..."
"S, e?"
"Have you two ever, you know did it together?"
"Oh, OH, um well..."
All of a sudden shiro runs down the hallway with a pile of lemons in his hand and screams,
"MY LEMONS, ALL MINE!!"
"Well that was odd." Pidge said
"What were we talking about?"
"Eh, I don't remember."
"Cool. Can I have the plates now?"
"Yeah, go eat and then get to your epic song battle or whatever."
"Chill."
Lance and Keith finished they're good and were now choosing which category to go with.
"Let's go with... sad or depressing music first!"
"Eh, what about punk rock or emo instead? You know like p!atd, and mcr and stuff."
"We can do that after this one!"
"Alright. Who's going first?"
"I'll start, now remember you can cut me off with another song whenever you want, if I stop and you can't think of anything then you loose this round, we will have 5 rounds, alright?"
"Yeah sounds cool!"
"Right, I'll start. Overwhelmed, overworked, overpayed
I'm on top of the world, sittin' pretty on a stack
But the static still cracks in my veins
At the bottom of the universe, feelin' all the weight..."
"Feel the rumors follow you from Monday all the way to Friday dinner
You got one day of shelter, then it's Sunday hell to pay, you young lost sinner
Well I've been there, sitting in that same chair
Whispering that same prayer half a million times
It's a lie though
Buried in disciples
One page of the Bible isn't worth a life..."
"Started out at school
Always saying she wasn't good enough
Rumours spread and stories told
That she somehow heard of
Then the social network came
And it got so much badder
Telling her to just give up
So she listened to the chatter..."
~until next chapter lovely's~
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Pidges little potion
FanfictionThis is a klance fic, they are all they're regular ages and still in the castle. This is going to have the canon characters and have a few head canons if necessary to the storyline. Basically this is where pidge creates a potion to make anyone act o...
