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rmmusic:
look

rmmusic:
i'm sorry

me:
wasap my dear friend

me:
what did you do?

me:
dID YOU EAT MY QUINOA AGAIN

me:
do you know how much shit i've went through just to buy that salad in Costco (A/N: there's a Costco in Japan so I don't really know if there is also one in Korea so yeah)

rmmusic:
THAT WAS ONE TIME JFC

rmmusic:
and I didn't eat your quinoa

me:
ok good

me:
so what's up

me:
why you apologising

rmmusic:
look at first i thought it was just all fun and games... but then i met him. he's much more different in person and beautiful

rmmusic:
i'm really sorry, i didn't mean to catch real ass feelings

me:
wait—i'm confused

me:
what are you even talking about

me:
i don't think i can follow

rmmusic:
i like Seokjin-hyung!

rmmusic:
there i said it

rmmusic:
i'm so sorry, I know you like him. I'm going to back off I swear

me:
tf

me:
why are you going to back off???

rmmusic:
bECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM

rmmusic:
jfc hoW THICK CAN YOU BE

rmmusic:
AND CAN'T YOU READ

me:
i'm pretty thicc, if you ask me

me:
damn, why you gotta be rude though

rmmusic:
get out

me:
dUDE I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE APOLOGISING

me:
anD WHY DO YOU ALL ASSUME THAT I LIKE HIM OR I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM JFC

me:
first Hoseok, now you. damn

rmmusic:
wait

rmmusic:
you don't like him?

me:
i don't!

me:
why do you think I kept on saying 'friendly' hangout if I like him?

me:
and we would've been dating right now if that's the case

rmmusic:
but you used to have a big fat crush on him

me:
'used to'

me:
plus i 'STAN' him

me:
know the difference you smart fuck

me:
why u have an IQ of 148 and not get this

rmmusic:
y u gotta be ro0d tho

me:
cos you're pretty slow when it comes to idk social cues

rmmusic:
THE DISRESPEK

rmmusic:
you don't even call any of us oppa

me:
Namjoon-oppa

me:
nope, not happening

rmmusic:
yeah, i think it's better for you to call me just Namjoon

rmmusic:
i am cringing

rmmusic:
like i can hear you saying that... it sounds awful

me:
yeah, shut up old man

rmmusic:
and just so you know... you should stop denying your crush on Hobi

me:
why the fuck would you even think that?

rmmusic:
secret!

rmmusic:
just accept the fact and go

me:
don't talk to me pls

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