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rmmusic:
so... that girl just won't stop

gcfjungkook:
i know right?

kimtaehyung:
what do you mean won't stop?

parkchimin:
that girl has been posting rude shit about Yoori ever since Yoori and Hoseok-hyung went out

kimtaehyung:
how did i not know this?!

rmmusic:
because we know that you'll do something rash

me:
ok listen up sheeple

me:
who the fuck is Ahn Soora?

rmmusic:
Hyejin told me that she's Hoseok's ex

me:
then why is she claiming Hobi like she owns him?

gcfjungkook:
we don't really know

parkchimin:
so what are we gonna do?

me:
idk i don't really mind

gcfjungkook:
how are you so unbothered?

me:
she called me a homophobe???

me:
it doesn't make sense cos i'm bisexual???

me:

parkchimin:WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA

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parkchimin:
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA

gcfjungkook:
WHERE DID YOU EVEN OH MY GOD

rmmusic:
dear Lord, help me

kimtaehyung:
how can you still joke around oh my god Riri

me:
well, come on she's telling everyone that i fucked you guys... does she even know that y'all are gay... or much worse.... i'm a vergen

me:

parkchimin:STOP IT OH MY GOD

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parkchimin:
STOP IT OH MY GOD

rmmusic:
wait lemme save that

kimtaehyung:
ngl that shit funny

gcfjungkook:
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE SHIT WTF

rmmusic:
this was supposed to be a text meeting on what we're supposed to do about the issue but then... i cry

me:
the text meeting that you want to happen will never happen... just sayin'

kimtaehyung:
this is you Chim

kimtaehyung:

gcfjungkook:IM WHEEZING

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gcfjungkook:
IM WHEEZING

me:
see?

me:
that gay shit HAHAHAHAHA

rmmusic:
tru. and that is Chim tho with anything Yoongi-related

parkchimin:
hYUNG!

parkchimin:
aNyWAy so... should we decapitate her? i mean we can always ask my friend. he can do us some favours

gcfjungkook:
oh yeah, is it?

parkchimin:
yeah him

gcfjungkook:
man i'm down, so how much?

rmmusic:
yeah how much?

kimtaehyung:
is it going to be expensive? cos if it is then i'll just do it myself... i mean i can do it for free

parkchimin:
i already have her address

gcfjungkook:
that was fast Jimin-ssi!

parkchimin:
ofc, i got some help ;)

me:
ok so we ain't doing anything to that girl... OKAY?

me:
nO ONE'S DECAPITATING SOMEONE OKAY?

rmmusic:
okay...

parkchimin:
if that's what you want

gcfjungkook:
fine

kimtaehyung:
when Riri's gone let's burn that Soora's house

me:
KIM TAEHYUNG!

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