peter parker imagines 🕸

piña colada lip gloss

pairing: platonic peter x fem reader
warnings: umm adorable-ness
summary: idk how to summarize this, but highly based off a scene from icarly because it be like that sometimes

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there you stood glancing into your small portable mirror stuck to the interior of your locker, tubes of coconut and pineapple lip gloss in hand. you were bored and decided to experiment. coconut? bland. you've tasted that plenty of times. pineapple? tasty but almost too acidic. yet the two tubes reminded you of your favourite frozen drink. piña coladas, virgin of course, you were in high school and wanted to stay away from alcohol.

you smirked and opened the tube of coconut lip gloss and gracefully applied it to your top lip. you proceeded to do the same with the pineapple, but on your bottom lip. after putting away the tubes of lip gloss, you starting to rub your top and bottom lip together to recreate that amazing piña colada flavour.

while doing so, your best friend peter made his way over to you, with a dorky grin on his face. as he stopped at your locker he looked around in confusion.

"uh," he chuckled, "are you having some kind of lip seizure?"

you rolled your eyes, "no, i'm trying to blend coconut lip gloss and pineapple lip gloss to create a piña colada flavour."

you continued to rub your lips together as peter awkwardly stared at you.

"i realize this isn't very attractive," you said and turned away from peter.

peter quickly walked back in front of you saying, "actually, it kind of is. so, uh does it taste like piña colada?"

"you wanna find out?" you said.

"yes," peter said hopefully.

you took your hand and rubbed the lip gloss off and proceeded to rub it onto peter's lips forcefully. he whined.

"well?"

"you bent my teeth!" peter complained while attempting to rub the remaining lip gloss off.

"hey!" ned had walked over to you two.

"hey ned," you said.

"so after school do you guys want-"

the school bell cut off ned.

"gotta go to class, see you guys at lunch!"
and off you went.

peter and ned walked together to their class. before the pair walked into chemistry, ned stopped peter and sniffed the air.

"peter, is that piña colada i smell?" ned asked.

peter sighed and whispered, "damn it y/n."

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so that's my first one shot! hope y'all enjoyed it. this was based off a scene between carly and freddie on icarly lol. for anyone who watched the show, did you ship creddie or seddie? i am a creddie shipper and always have been oops.