▲ proximity || • [ bill x reader ] ▲

▲ 11 | Insane ▲

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◬ Chapter 11 - Insane ◬
◬ Unedited ◬
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• Insane •
'seriously mentally ill.'
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One of white, the other was a slit.

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"W-wha- I'm surprised that worked! W-we didn't even plan it or anything!" You cried excitedly, practically jumping up and down at the sight of Bill using his new body.

Bill ignored you, and instead took off the glasses on his face, and turned them around to stare at his reflection. He flinched at the sight of it, "You couldn't have gone for someone any more unattractive, now could you?"

You rolled your eyes and smiled, "He's not even a bad looking guy, we just... we just need to polish him up a little bit, that's all!"

Bill held the glasses with his left hand and stared at himself through them, putting his right hand between his eyes. He blinked, one eye after the other.

"I can help you act like a normal human later, now come on. We need to get home so you don't look like someone that just crawled out of hell."

"But I did, doll."

You stuck your tongue out and grabbed his hand, tugging him in your direction.

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"Alright Bill, I'm no magician, but I'm gonna try my best to make you look presentable." You stated as you pushed his shoulders down into a chair. You two had just arrived home, and weirdly enough found out that B/N wasn't there.

Bill blew a piece of hair from his fringe up and it shifted to the left, "How long is this going to take?"

You grabbed some scissors, "Psh, why?"

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. I'm just here to get my end of the deal, cut me some slack."

"Bill, it's been a day. I thought that for an immortal being like you that's trillions of years old, you could wait for a bit. Just relax for a moment." You muttered as you snipped a piece of his long hair.

"I would love it if you could accidentally cut me with that," he stated abruptly, making you wince at the idea of it.

"I'm not going to intentionally cut you so that your masochistic tendencies can be tamed," you said absentmindedly, snipping off the entire chunk that is his ponytail.

You clipped it close to his head, but kept a little bit of his dark brown hair there, almost like a military cut. Except, you left a large fringe at the top that you later dyed blonde.

(This is the Bill I usually imagine, but you're free to think of any other human design. Credits go to Life-Writer)

Throughout his 'makeover', Bill would continuously make stupid and annoying comments, so you finally decided to do what he wanted. You used the blade of the scissors to 'accidentally' leave a small cut on the left of his shoulder.