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@maindaddy- girl im still confused as to what you want me to do but here you go

so

y'all know i write random shit whenever and wherever i want and post it on here right?

well imma post some dumb and weird shit right now.

creds to maindaddy- for this
from one fellow hoe to another, here you go.

It was a casual Wednesday night. In a kPoP tRaSh home, you eat Chinese once a month from a bomb ass place called Zhengs' Kitchen. If y'all don't have it where you live, yo ass better move. Anyways, I got what I regularly get; spicy orange chicken, small soda and To Mein. (for reals, y'all should try this. it's legit my favorite thing to eat and y'all should know ive eaten eVeRyWhErE)

The lady at the front desk hands my white ass some chopsticks and in my head im like how the actual living fuck am i gonna eat when there are no fucking forks? and she says "One Large smth or other meal i can't remember for the fucking life of me's name" really loudly and there are like 10 people in here which is already more people than im friends with so im awkward as hell to go get my food while like 5 people are starting at me and then i realize wait, most of the people starting at me are teenagers and im wearing EXO merch *long, overly dramatic gasp* mAyBe ThEy'Re ExO-l'S tOo

   so once my white, hungry ass ate most of my food these girls come over to me and ask me my bias. i said "Chanyeol because he's a fucking softy and a smol but also tol child." and theses hoes said "ugh, why him. He can't even rap. You should be biased by Baekhyunnie OPpA. He at least has talent" and im just here like

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that wasn't really weird it was just uncalled for

idk what you want from me it's 20:00 im fucking wide awake and random shit is slowing through my brain

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