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Later that fucking night

Explodo hedgehog : Okay fucktards, why the hell do I have 69 notifications from this shit.

Shieto : I died

You : YES BISTCH

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*Insert lenny face*

Shieto: Human tone down on your cocaine.

Actually gimme some

I want to be high

Explodo hedgehog: What the actual frick

Wait what the fish

OI

I CANT TYPE IN THE WORD FUDGE

Shieto: BUAHAHAH [NAME] THIS IS ACTUALLY AMAZING.

You: Momma Iida said no swearing.

Vroom vroom: I beg your pardon

You: I'm in my mom's car vroom vroom

Icyhot: *British accent* Get out me car

Shieto: Aw

#Vines4Life

You: VINE SQUAD

M I D O R I Y A

I can see that you are online

You must NOT resist the vines

Shieto: Come to the dark side Midoriya

Icyhot: We have cookies

Mental: Seriously? Right in front of my salad?

You: AAAAAAAAAYYYEEE

Shieto: mIdOriYa

Diabetes: I can't believe you've done this.

Mental: Oh god Midoriya

You: YAS VINE SQUAD

I LOVE ALL OF YOU CRACKHEADS

COME HERE AND BRING CAT MEMES

MY DAD WILL GIVE ALL OF YOU CAKE I SWEAR ITS HAPPENED BEFORE

Cat Babe:Target acquired

You:ALL OF YOU ARE BAES AND BABES

ICYBAE:Did you just call me danish poop

CatBabe:I didn't know that

You:todoroki shouto,i have spent all my two recent years teaching you memes

I A m D I S S A P P O I N T M E N T

Diabae:2 fucking years

Catbabe:m i d o r i y a

Kiddiebaekagou:SO DEKU CAN CURSE EXCEPT ME?

YOU FEMALE DOG

Icybae:Midoriya

King darkness:Midoriya

Vroom Vroom:MIDORIYA

MentalBABE:dear god midoriya

You:mama iida is mad

Cinnamon roll be in trouble

I will hack your keyboard

Btw BAEKAGOU youre temporarily silenced because author is lazy and tired after 600meter swim test

Catbabe:Must you break the fourth wall

You:HACKING IS MY QUIRK SO IM VALID

Diabae:You have been stopped

Icybae:Did all of you consume drugs

You:I love you icybae

Catbabe:BISEXUAL BINCH

Icybae:again ew

But maybe not

Diabae:excuse me-

Mental:FBI is mine

You:I know Im hot and all-

Catbabe: Yall are gay

Bye

Darkness consumes me
-Tokoyami 2kxx

Tokobirb: I have been acknowledged

Kiribaku:i know bakugou had been silented an all

But he's yelling that it's 3am  in th morning and questioning all of your sanity

Icybae:Bold of you to assume i sleep

Well ever since i met them

MentalBABE: What's sleep

CatBae: Never heard of that.

Is it a drug?

If so then no I do not take drugs

Only cocaine

You:I inherited insomnia from my father

Bye

Diabae:I stay up to study

You:INNOCENCE

oh and btw i know all of you are watching this convo

Musical bae:I only know that crackheads talk

You:BUT YOU TAALKED

Musical bae:damnit

Baekagou:SLEEP YOU FUCKTARDS

You:Oops my finger slipped

__________

*INHALES*

IM FACKING TIRED SO TAHKNS TO Dat_fangirl131

SHE WROTE NEARLY HALF OF THIS CHAPTER

WE ARE BOTH HIGHention a us

*dies*

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