Minion: Ello, Chicken!
Chicken: *stares at him blankly*
Minion: *laughs* *offers ice cream*
Chicken: *looks at ice cream* *starts clucking and flapping feathers, and pecking Minion*
Minion: *screams and runs around* OW! OW! OW!
Chicken: *follows Minion and continues pecking*
Zora: *comes into stable* evil... *creepily walks out backwards*
Minion: HELP!!!
Me: *stomps into stable in pajamas* Chickie, go back into your pen! *turns to minion* PAUL!!! What did I tell you about chickens?!
Paul: *mumbles nervously* Uh... Hehe... They.. No like ice cream?
Me: *face-palm* THEY ARE CRANKY WHEN YOU GO INTO THEIR PEN AT FREAKING 3 A.M.!
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Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
