The Phone Wasn't Taken Over By A Ghost! It's Called Siri.

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A/N So so sorry I haven't updated in so long! I've been busy with school and blah.

Minion: *looks at phone*

*holds home button for too long*

*screen goes blurry and microphone pops up with a ping*

Minion: Banana... Uh...

Siri: Ok, I found this.

*wikipedia page about bananas pops up*

Minion: *eyes widen* MONSTAAAAA!!!!

Siri: I don't see 'Mom Sauga' as one of your contacts. Perhaps you meant one of these?

*shows list of contacts in M*

Minion: *drops phone and runs away screaming*

Siri: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to provide that information.

Me: *walks by with jar of Nutella and spoon* *sees phone with cracked screen on ground* *gets horrified* WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT, ALEX?!

Alex: *comes back nervously* PHONE EVIL! PHONE TAKEN OVER BY GHOST!!!

Siri: I'm sorry, what was that?

Alex: SEE!

Me: *face palms* The phone wasn't taken over by a ghost, it's called Siri!

Minion: Oh...

Siri: Ok, I found this on the web for 'the phone wasn't taken over by a ghost it's called Siri'.

Me: *grows frustrated* Oh shut up!

Siri: That's not very nice.

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