A/N This one goes out to my buddy, Sean. AKA max81968
*3 minions and I walk into movie theater*
*jaws drop as they see minions from Despicable Me*
*one kid tugs on his mom's shirt to look at us*
Me: Alright guys, what do you want?
Kevin: POPCORN!!!
Bob: DONUTS!!!
Jake: BANANAS!!!
*suddenly all the kids realize there are real live minions in the theater*
*they group together and charge like a stampede at us, screaming, "MINIONS!!!*
*we grab our stuff and start running for our lives*
Me: Whenever I imagined being chased by boys, I DIDN'T IMAGINE THEY WOULD BE SEVEN YEAR OLDS!!!
*suddenly, kids drop one by one as they are hit by flying t-shirts*
Kevin: HUZZAH!!!
Jake: *keeps firing t-shirts from the t-shirt cannon*
Me: WHERE DID YOU GET A T-SHIRT CANNON?!
Jake: *shrugs*
Bob: BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO!!! *suddenly runs into wall* *stops running*
*moms start running after their kids who are chasing us*
Me: How did it come to this?!
*moms start falling after they get hit with t-shirt cannons as well*
Me: Jake! PUT THE T-SHIRT CANNON DOWN!
Jake: NEVER!!!
And that, my dear friends, is how we got kicked out of the movie theater.
Me: Wait, where is Bob?
Bob: *still in movie theater*
*eats popcorn while watching Divergent*
Me: WE FORGOT BOB AT THE THEATER!
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Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
