McDonald's Staff Lady: Hello, and welcome to McDonalds! What can I get for you today?
Minion: uh... *looks at tall menu*
Me: Mary, what would you like to order?
Mary: *looks at happy meal toys* *sees minion toys* ME! ME! ME!!!
Me: What?
Mary: Me order Me! *points at happy meal*
Me: Oh! Ok, Paul, Zach, Dave, what would you like to order?
Zach: Me.
Dave: ME!
Paul: MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Ok, then. One fish filet, three happy meals, and one apple pie.
McDonald's Staff Lady: Well then. Will that be all? *looks amused*
Me: Yep! *pops p*
Minions: Hehe...
*sits down with orders*
*everyone eats noisily*
*minions pick up minion toys*
Mary: *borrows Zach's toy with hers* *makes them kiss with exaggerated noises*
Zach: HEY!!!
*Mary and Zach start sissy fighting*
Paul: *yells* FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!!!
*everyone except Dave and I start fighting*
*Dave grabs mega phone from nowhere and starts singing the banana song*
*everybody looks shocked*
Me: *calmly eats filet*
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Minions.
Diversos*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
