Halloween Special 2: Katsuragi...why? Miracle or Treat?

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Happy Halloween people! Hope you guys enjoy your candy and have a safe Halloween so I encountered this while looking for memes and I thought what the hell? After some thinking I decided ah to hell with it let's do it. I shouldn't have to say this is non canon to the story.

Katsuragi's POV

It was a great day outside the rest of the team was given a day off, I could do whatever it is my heart desires and I want to fondle some boobs!

Katsuragi: Ehehe! Look out boobs I'm here for my marshmallowey treat!

Lucian: *sigh* Oh boy I could only surmise this will turn into chaos.

I looked from behind me and saw my male teammate with an unamused expression with his arms crossed the left arm being crossed over the right.

Katsuragi: One thing I never get is that you're a teenager! You should be gawking at a girl's melons and trying not to let the girls catch you. You should be in your prime hormonal state. You know morning wood?

He then gave me a confused look.

Lucian: Morning wood? What's that?

Katsuragi: ! Oh my god this is worse than I thought. Okay ever heard of an erection?

Lucian: Yes I have heard of it. Where are you going with this?

Katsuragi: Then my question is why aren't you getting it up? You should be lusting and looking at girls I mean seriously don't you want to feel?

I bounced my boobs a bit to give a suggestion.

Lucian: Not in the slightest.

Katsuragi: Gah! What is with you?

Lucian: Unlike you I have something called moral restraint you should practice that. You know if you put as much effort into training as you do enjoy groping boobs you might actually get stronger.

Katsuragi:...Yeesh don't you think that was a little harsh?

Lucian: Not in the slightest just being blunt.

I was in complete shock as to how he said the whole thing he just said it as it was straight to the point with no care for damage, I'm amazed he could keep a stoic face like that without breaking into a chuckle or laughing.

Lucian: Try not to cause havoc will you? Now if you'll excuse me I have some training to get done unlike a certain someone who's slacking in that department.

As he walked past me I quickly copped a feel of his butt. However the reaction I got wasn't one of shock it was one of pure irritation. He then went behind, lifted me up and proceeded to throw me out the window.

Katsuragi: W-waaah!

I braced myself for impact however the impact I was bracing for didn't happen I was floating by five inches off the ground.

Lucian: Next time that fall won't come with a safety net, and stop your antics will ya?!

Katsuragi: I could've been killed!

Lucian: But you're not, bye.

After he left I was lowered onto the ground.

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