Chapter 5 - Cake Crushing, Confessions, FANGIRLS, A Kawaii song, A Date

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Me: Hey!

All: Hi!

Me: So, Our first dare is from XxxherainxxX. A.K.A. Chryss!

Chryss: Yup! The dare is Natsu has to destroy all of Erza's cake!

Natsu: .............Will she do anything to me?...........I don't want to get hurt...........

Chryss: She is not allowed to hurt you.

Erza: .........my.........my cake................no..........*Starts going on a rampage*

Jellal: O.O..............*grabs Erza*

Natsu:*Crushes Erza's cake* HEHEHEHEHEHE! I AM LOVING THIS!

Erza: *Starts crying*

Jellal: *Hugs Erza and gives Natsu the death glare*

Natsu: Um.......I feel kinda scared........*finishes crushing Erza's cake*

Me:..................Um. Ok......Next! Is from 666mary666. She dares Natsu to do a very romantic gesture to Lucy.......Any type of gesture...............well.......

Natsu: What is that?

Me: Just........Do something romantic towards Lucy........

Lucy: Ummm............

Natsu: * Makes a heart out of fire in the air with and L + N in it* Is that right???

Me: Good enough......Next! Everyone has to switch genders and Alex has to make-out with gray for 30 minutes. But before that........Gray, I think you should put on a shirt before that.

FANGIRLS: NO! NO! DON'T PUT ON A SHIRT!

Gray: Good idea, I'm putting on a shirt.

Me: And you should too, Natsu.

Natsu: Why???

Me: Ugh. Come here. *Wraps bandages around Natsu's upper chest area*

Natsu: But I'm not hurt.

Me: Trust me, you'll need it.

FANGIRLS: *Gives me death glare*

Me: *Walks over to the crowd of fangirls and whispers in one fangirls ear* You wanna see my true form?..........

Crowd of fangirls: *Backs away*

Me: *Walks back* Ok! You guys ready?

All: READY!

Me: OK! *Turns everyone genderbent*

Natsu: Now I see why I needed it.........

Gray: Luckily I put on a shirt. But i don't want a shirt!

FANBOYS: THEN TAKE IT OFF

Me: Back off

Fanboys: *backs away*

Me: Ugh. The effect worked on me too......

Alex and Dragon: Me too.........

Me: *In a deeper voice* Damn. I have a deeper voice....Anyway---

FANGIRLS: Screw Gray.........I think we should go after him........*Points to me*

Me: (O.O) (It'scary even writing this.)

FANGIRLS: Hehe

Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Lucy: Oh no.

Mira: Oh my.

Erza: Um.

Natsu & Gray: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: *Turns into kitten, uses my innocent looks, and scratches all the fangirls* *Turns back into a human* Hehe, I may be an adorable fluffly black kitten with bright green eyes.............But when my eyes change to a diferent color, such as black......... That means im angry. Blue means happy.Yellow means sad, and green means normal.

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