Bedroom Floor

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So, a few months back I altered the lyrics of "Bedroom Floor" by Liam Payne. And I think that the beautiful masterpiece needs to be out in the public.

The very first person to get honored of reading it is none other than my non-existant-existant-bitch @ VampireGirl_99

And then recently, two other people, ILOVEPAYNE and AshHalfABlueSky (long ass name bae) were honoured to read it too.

Now, you guys can enjoy the altered lyrics too! :D

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(CUPCAKE TO ME) BABY, HEARD YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME LATELY, TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME, BUT WHO YOU EATING UP WHEN YOU GET HUNGRY, WHEN YOU GET HUNGREYYY YEAHH

YOU'VE BEEN SEEIN REAL REAL REAL (487327 X REALS) REAL NICE REAL NICE THINGS WHEN I'M INTO YOUR MOUTH
AND YOU'VE BEEN GETTING REAL REAL (389529 X REALS) JEALOUS WHEN IT WASNT YOU OHHHHH

AND EVERYTIME THE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE DINGS (DING DING)
IVE BEEN TELLING YA
I TOLD YA I TOLD YA I TOLD YAAA

YOU SAID IT WAS OVER, YOU SAID IT WAS OVER
BUT MY CRUMBLES SAY DIFFERENT ON YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES
BUT MY CRUMBLES SAY DIFFERENT ON YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES YAH

BABY, WHY YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANT ME?
DON'T MAKE ME BRING UP YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY,
WE'RE ALWAYS ON AND OFF UNTIL I'M IN YA, IM IN YA YEAHHHH

OHH OHHH YOUR DIRTY CLO-OO-OOTHES
MY CRUMBLES ARE SAYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT NOW
YOU WANNA START DIETING JUST TO LOSE WEIGHT NOW

OHHHH BABYYY

YOU SAID IT WAS OVER, YOU SAID IT WAS OVER
BUT MY CRUMBLES SAY DIFFERENT ON YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES
BUT MY CRUMBLES SAY DIFFERENT ON YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES YAH

(I know for sure imma goona recieve some really creative death threats now. Haha Idc!)

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