Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

Oh no

2am

Midoriya: Anyone on?

Todoroki: You act like multiple people wouldn't be on at 2am

Midoriya: .
Midoriya: Tbh I wasn't expecting that

Shinso: Wheres the coffee

Todoroki: Why would you need to know???

Shinso: I haven't slept in three days and coffee is my newfound blood

Iida: That is highly unhealthy Shinso! Please get some good night's rest for tomorrows intense training!

Shinso: What's sleep

Midoriya: That's a big mood

Iida: That is highly concerning for you to be saying that Shinso! It also worries me that you happen to relate to this Midoriya!

Midoriya: Iida I appreciate that concern but in all honesty I think I've lost sense of time

Todoroki: rt

Bakugo: Why the hell are you fucks doing on at 2am?!?!

Shinso: I could be asking you the same thing B a k u g o

Todoroki: Lmfao

Midoriya: All right who made Kacchan pissed

Shinso: It was Iida I swear

Iida: Please do not frame me for your wrong doings Shinso! That is highly unheroic!

Shinso: What's highly unheroic is you giving me away smh

Midoriya: Tbh I'm not mad I'm just tired of waking up to Kacchan screaming or yelling in the middle of the night

Midoriya: And thats when I do sleep

Todoroki: When's the last time you've slept???

Midoriya: Idk I think Friday?

Todoroki: But it's Thursday?

Midoriya: Exactly

Shinso: Ok now that was epic

Bakugo: GET SOME SLEEP YOU DAMN BASTARDS

Shinso: Now that was not epic

Tokoyami: What
Tokoyami:.
Tokoyami: Why are you four awake?

Todoroki: Bc sleep is for the privileged

Midoriya: Tru dat tru dat

Bakugo: SLEEP DEPRIVING YOURSELF ISN'T HEALTHY YOU BASTARDS NOW GET TO SLEEP

Midoriya: I can't tell if he's trying to get us to stop spamming or if he genuinely cares about our well being

Midoriya:.
Midoriya: Obviously not the second one

Todoroki: Dude my dorms on fire bc of that roast

Shinso: .
Shinso: I smell smoke

Tokoyami: So do I

Midoriya: Todoroki I'm coming up to your room and I swear if there's a fire in there I'm slamming my head into the desk until I get knocked into a coma

Todoroki: .
Todoroki: Sweetie no

Shinso: Recovery girls gonna love this one

Iida: Please do not start random fires in the dorms Todoroki as it endangers your surrounding classmates. Midoriya please do not slam your head into the desk as it is not healthy for your well being.

Todoroki: You can't tell me what to do

Shinso: Todoroki just slid down here on the ice and lit the trash can on fire

Midoriya: How do you know that

Shinso: I'm making coffee you want some?

Midoriya: .
Midoriya: Yes

Bakugo: WHO THE HELL JUST SPRINTED PAST MY DOOR AND TRIP ON THE CARPET?!

Midoriya: Totally not me

Todoroki: I heard that too lmao

Shinso: The coffees done first come first serve

Tokoyami: I heard something screech from the floor below me what's going on

Shinso: The power of coffee
Shinso: Caffine for all

Midoriya: Excusemeyousaidwhatnow?

Shinso: You say run I say caffeine for all 100%

Todoroki: Midoriya just been exposed lmao
Todoroki: No secrets in this house of God

Tokoyami: But

Todoroki: Shhh young one, no need to fret

Shinso: That's sounded wrong and frightening

Midoriya: rt
Midoriya: Too many spooks

Todoroki: Halloweens done tho Midoriya

Midoriya: Spooktober memes never die Todoroki kun

Todoroki: Didn't r/dankmemes kill it in like a week?

Midoriya: Shut your mouth spooky memes can't die

Shinso: I can feel the aggression of that text from here jfc