United UHC part 4

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Shinso: I came I saw, I came I saw

Midoriya: I praise the lord and break the law

Kaminari: I take what's mine *Pikachu nickname* then take some more *Sero*

Sero: It rains it pours it rains it pours cause Kaminari tried to flirt with me with asterisks

Midoriya: lmao

Sero: Who just giggled really manly

Midoriya: Me?

Todoroki: No you have a girlish giggle Izuku

Tokoyami: What is this??

Sero: Who just said subscribe to Technoblade?

Shinso: Stay right where you are I found you

Sero: wOAH TEAMMATE Y E S

Kaminari: He sounds so happy

Sero: WhErE aRe YOu

Shinso: I think you're right above me

Sero: Y e S

Kaminari: This is a beautiful moment

Shinso: What's your gear?

Sero: Full prop IV diamond with a sharpness V sword and like ten god apples

Shinso: Actual

Sero: Full iron and seven gold

Todoroki: What the fuck Sero

Midoriya: How do you only have Iron gear??

Sero: Out of the 45 minutes we were in game I was searching for a teammate for 43 MiNuTEs

Tokoyami: ok?

Kaminari: Jfc dude

Shinso: I have full enchanted diamond gear with a sharp III diamond sword

Sero: I hate you but I'm too happy I found you to hate you I'm digging straight down to find you this is how you play Minecraft

Kaminari: You've finally found a teammate Sero

Midoriya: Tfw you realize you're the only one without a teammate

Shinso: Tfw you realize that it's literally no one else's problem lmao

Midoriya: Why are you so  r u d e ?

Shinso: Like you said I am the roasting god of this chat

Kaminari: Ngl that wasn't really a roast that was more of a dick move

Shinso: You're so lucky I said that other thing earlier otherwise I would've said it now

Todoroki: hAH

Sero: oH GOD A CREEPER

Sero: PVP-

Shinso: You need help?

Sero: aH

Shinso: Is that a yes?

Sero: No I killed it

Todoroki: Kaminari I made an enchantment table

Kaminari: But we don't have l a p i s Todoroki

Midoriya: Lmao

Todoroki: What does lapis do with having to enchant things???

Kaminari: yOU NEED LAPIS TO ENCHANT TODOROKI

Todoroki: Oh

Sero: Oh my god Shinso just take all of my gold

Shinso: But I can't do anything with it

Shinso: First tho you need to enchant your gear

Sero: It gave me an unbreaking sword the game just kicks me when I'm down

Midoriya: Lmao

Sero: This is not a laughing matter Midoriya I just got a second unbreaking sword

Kaminari: Imma just drop an F for Sero cause of all of the bad luck he's getting

Todoroki: F

Tokoyami:

Kaminari: Ok

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Kaminari: Ok

Shinso: Dude you need to go and get some apples so we can make some gold apples

Sero: bUt i DoNt wAnNa LeAVe

Shinso: But you have to

Sero: But you're the first human voice I've heard in 45 minutes

Shinso: It's ok it was 45 minutes for me too

Todoroki: I found lapis

Kaminari: Todoroki those are emeralds not lapis

Midoriya: How the f u c k do you mistake emeralds for lapis???

Sero: I don't know but Todoroki did

Shinso: Obviously Todoroki is so smart that his knowledge extends into the matterless unknown where he taps into the secrets of the universe to see that emeralds are lapis

Todoroki: I'm pretty sure I'm not a god Shinso but thank you

Shinso: You're welcome

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