Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

Kaminari Stalls everybody from playing Uno with terrible questions

Kirishima: Hey guys I got Uno

Kaminari: It's like 2 am but this sounds fun

Midoriya: Uno is more important than any- fucking- thing Kaminari

Todoroki: Was about to text something but then I realized I would break my own heart by doing that

Sero: F

Kaminari: Where's Shinso?

Kirishima: Probably sleeping

Midoriya: Nope something bads happened Im really feeling it

Kirishima: Wot?

Todoroki: Shinso n e v e r sleeps

Sero: Tbh if you think of it like everybody here doesn't sleep, even the chat lurkers

Kaminari: *Everybody that chats at this time of night and the chat lurkers

Todoroki: Crucial correction right there

Kaminari: Guys we gotta find Shinso in case he's in danger

Midoriya: Fuck it I'm in

Shinso: Can you can't

Sero: oH MY G O D  HE'S ALIVE

Shinso: I was taking a piss

Kirishima: Yall were about to rescuse someone pissing smh

Todoroki: How about you shut your fucking mouth

Sero: *Pk Shut The Fuck Up*

Midoriya: Ah I see you are a man of culture

Kaminari: No homo but what are ur guy's dick sizes?

Shinso:

Sero: Kaminari that is possibly the gayest fucking question that you've ever asked

Midoriya: That was the most unexpected question that's what

Todoroki: 8 inches and thicc get on my level

Sero: Ok so we've established that Todoroki has a fucking rocket in his pants

Shinso: GL Midoriya

Midoriya: GJ Shinso my ass hurts from just thinking about it

Uraraka: -5 inch

Kaminari: Woah we got a chat lurker to speak

Kirishima: 6 inch

Midoriya: So I got what we call a 4 incher

Kaminari: ^ same but 3

Shinso: 10 fucking inches get on my level

Kaminari: Bitch you better be on the cm side there ain't no way you got that big of a cobra in ya pants

Shinso: Stfu microdick

Iida: Im-

Sero: I have a 5 inch which means that Kaminari has the smallest dick out of all of us

Kirishima: Remember when we were gonna play Uno?

Midoriya: We're having a dick length contest Kirishima which is more important than Uno

Kaminari: Bitch you fuckin dumb Uno be better than dick contests

Sero: Ok first of all you started it ya hoemo

Shinso: Yall may not believe me but once a sniped a fly out of the air with my nut

Kirishima: Bitch how

Todoroki: He is the chosen one

Iida: Fuck it

Midoriya: Iida be notta hoe anymore if he has a dick longer than Seros

Iida: 9 inch

Kaminari: Goddamn dude that's almost rivaling Shinsos

Uraraka: Thank god I'm gay cause i'd get either a small dick or a dick that'll cause interal organ bleeding

Kaminari: Hentai Haven or Pornhub?

Todoroki: Hentai Haven got obliterated from existence so I guess Bornhub

Midoriya: Theres whole ass movies on there so like Pornhub for the win

Shinso: Watched a leaked version of the whole Auqaman movie on there and it fucking sucked

Shinso: I swear I felt my dick retract throughout the entire movie

Kirishima: Tbh I think Kami knows he's gonna get his ass whooped in Uno so he be stallin us by asking these gay ass questions

Sero: Denki how fucking could you

Iida: May I join?

Midoriya: I'm contemplating whether to play Uno with yall or find more leaked movies

Midoriya: Cause for all I know yall don't even know how to play Uno and will slap a fucking reverse card on everything

Todoroki: Shit fam how'd you know?

Midoriya: Being sleep deprived allows you to read dumb fucks like a book

Kaminari: ^ Sero he be implying that we a bunch of dumb fucks

Sero: I mean he ain't wrong wit you cause you do some stupid shit man

Kaminari: Youre supposed to be on my side u hoe

Todoroki: A failing couple can be seen right here

Sero: Stfu you Canadian lookin Japanese fuckboi