Deku exists: the movie

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Izuku: So like, if I were to down like 17 hotdogs in an hour then reverse the time back one hour, does that mean I havent eaten the hotdogs?

Kirishima: I'm generally confused on why you would ask this

Shinso: Being awake at this time was a mistake

Todoroki: rt

Midoriya: If you clean that Vacuum Cleaner doesn't that mean you are the Vacuum Cleaner?

Kirishima: How high are you?

Midoriya: Like 6'4ft

Kirishima: Are you drunk or high???

Midoriya: Yes

Shinso: I walked into Midoriyas room and he's just laying on his bed, stoned as hell

Todoroki: Why r u in his room

Shinso: I wanted to see how high he was exactly

Shinso: How the fuck did he even sneak weed into the dorms???

Denki: .

Todoroki: Dear lord Kaminari why

Denki: I gotta make money somehow

Kirishima: Kaminari just admitted hes a drug dealer guys what do we do???

Uraraka: Wdym??

Midoriya: Eyyyy come over if you wanna get lit with the green man

Kirishima: oMFG HE'S SO H I G H

Uraraka: Deku-kuns high???

Todoroki: Apparently and I'll take you up on that offer Midoriya

Shinso: Ok so like Todoroki just ran in here and collapsed on the floor from tripping on something

Uraraka: Omg is he ok???

Denki: He's like the top student Uraraka I don't think he'd even be affected by tripping and falling

Shinso: So like Midoriya just passed the blunt to me what do

Kirishima: Accept your destiny Shinso

Denki: Accept the offering and ascend with them

Iida: I DO NOT CONDONE SMOKING IN THE DORMS NOR DRUGS! SHINSO DO NOT ACCEPT THE CANCER STICK! I ALREADY HAVE TO SCOLD MIDORIYA IN THE MORNING FOR GETTING HIGH.

Denki: The correct term is getting stoned

Uraraka: Why would you know?

Denki: Check the chat history

Shinso: If Iida says no then the obvious answer is yes

Iida: SHINSO STOP

Shinso: Wish me luck and if I don't return drop an F in the chat for me

Kirishima: Kaminari just stood up and saluted so damn fast

Uraraka: Should I join them?

Iida: NO

Denki: Yo let's all finna get stoned in Midoriyas apartment

Iida: I WILL NOTIFY THE HEADMASTER ABOUT THIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR

Kirishima: Ok you can either come willingly or come forcefully

Iida: I WILL NOT "FINNA" GET STONED WITH Y

Uraraka: Problem taken care of

Kirishima: Why tf is Iida screaming

Uraraka: He'll stop once I deliver him to Midoriyas room

Denki: I'm down here and Midoriyas room smells and feels amazing

Midoriya: Yooo let's get lit together yall

Shinso: Ohh yeah btw Todoroki looks like it's his first time getting stoned

Uraraka: Almost there

Denki: Jfc Uraraka you weren't kidding

Midoriya: Whosss screamin???

Kirishima: Iida of course

Todoroki: eTll hi mto clhil 4 m ehehhhhhh

Denki: Just saying I'm generally suprised that he got his point across being that stoned

Uraraka: And target delivered!

Denki: Yo Uraraka got Iida stoned now

Kirishima: That's great gimme a sec I'm coming

Kirishima: The mad lad actually did it

Sero: So Denki please tell me why I got woken up by Iida yelling

Denki: I love you bb

Sero: That doesn't excuse you now explain

Uraraka: I dragged Iida to Midoriyas room and now he's stoned

Sero: How does getting taken to Midoriyas room get you stoned

Uraraka: Midoriyas stoned

Todoroki: Sooo a mI

Sero: I cant believe that Todorokis high

Kirishima: Well Midoriya offered and he accepted so yeah

Denki: Lmao he's so gay for Midoriya

Denki: Actually wait

Denki: Holy crap Todoroki and Midoriya are having a stoned make out session against the bed

Kirishima: Wo a h

Denki: Uraraka is high aswell now and is approaching Iida oh boy

Denki: Help there are now two make out session's I feel left out

Kirishima: WO A H

Sero: I'll be there in five

Kirishima: w O  A    H

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