Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

Todoroki Nearly Sets the Entire Dorm Building on Fire

-12:01am-

Todoroki: Guys come into the living room

Midoriya: N o

Midoriya: I n e e d t o f i n i s h t h i s h e r o d o c u m e n t a r y

Todoroki: Is a hero documentary more important than me though?

Midoriya: How about we not ask that question

Shinso: Honestly thought he was just gonna say the hero docs

Shinso: Your relationship has improved I see

Sero: Todoroki w h y

Todoroki: Hehe

Midoriya: I'm scared Todoroki never goes hehe unless he did some stupid ass shit

Sero: He made a fireplace in the middle of the room but the wood is replaced with pictures Mineta took of the girls

Sero: Tbh I'm proud yet concerned that somethings gonna catch on fire

Midoriya: What kind of pictures are in there?

Todoroki: I found pictures of the girls in showers and sleeping so I decided that their bodies should remain secrets from Mineta

Midoriya: Guys Mineta will burn longer than the pictures let's get him

Shinso: We should probably get parental supervision from someone

Todoroki: We don't need anyone looking over us

Sero: Says the one that nearly fell from 50ft trying to get to Midoriya

Shinso: Hey don't steal my art of roasting

Shinso: Without it I am meaningless to this chat

Midoriya: Guys let's wake up the girls so that way we all can watch the fire

Todoroki: I'll wake up Mina and Hagakure

Midoriya: I'll wake up Tsu

Shinso: Guess I'll wake up Momo and Uraraka

Sero: I'll be making sure the fire doesn't go out or spread

Todoroki: Midoriya why'd you use a loud vine to wake someone up you just scared the shit out of me

Midoriya: It's what I'm meant to do plus I don't think Tsu will mind

Shinso: Top ten last words spoken before disaster

Tsu: Midoriya why

Shinso: Tsu why are you on your phone already

Tsu: Cause Midoriya woke me up and I knew someone in here probably planned it

Midoriya: And it twas I who planned the master plan

Sero: Not really a master plan tbh

Tsu: Why did you wake me up anyways?

Todoroki: We made a campfire in the living room filled with pictures Mineta took of all the girls here

Shinso: We thought you'd like to see it since you're one of the main ones

Tsu: You should've said that beforehand I'm coming now

Kaminari: That's what she said

Sero: And he sNAPS THE FUCK AWAKE WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A DIRTY JOKE APPEARS

Shinso: He's got the sixth sense unlocked

Todoroki: Someone help

Tsu: Who's screaming?