Midoriya: Ok so someone tell me wtf the project is
Kaminari: There's a fucking project?
Sero: He handed put the papers for it like a week ago smh
Sero: I already finished it
Shinso: Fucking link it so we can exist with a good grade
Sero: No do your own project
Kaminari: You greedy motherfucker
Todoroki: Yall want me to share the paper?
Shinso: No we just want to copy shit down so we can play some quality TF2
Todoroki: Dude why
Midoriya: It's like 1:00am I think we should just accept the fact that we are screwed
Kaminari: Man can't wait for Aizawa to be even more dissapointed in us than my dad is in me
Shinso: Big ass F
Sero: Great now I feel like a dick
Kaminari: G o o d
Uraraka: Since I'm such a generous person I'll link yall to a Google doc with all the shit you'll need to put on the presentation
Midoriya: Who tf uses Google docs?
Uraraka: Apparently Ai- fucking- zawa
Kaminari: Jfc Google drive is old as shit man
Sero: Just like jokes about Todorokis dad
Todoroki: Yeah, now we've moved on to Midoriyas dad
Shinso: What's with this chat and joking about really serious shit
Kaminari: Idfk and I'm the person that jokes the most about it
Sero: Concerning but ok
Midoriya: How tf is that concerning
Sero: Everybody here jokes about serious shit yet we don't know why
Midoriya: So???
Kaminari: He gets concerned over everything trust me I know
Shinso: Bullshit cause he didn't give a fuck when me and Todoroki almost fell off a balcony to our deaths like an assdick
Sero: Bold of you to assume I'm gonna take the name assdick as an insult
Shinso: Bold of you to assume that I meant it as an insult and not an actual fact
Kaminari: Bold of you to assume he has a dick on his ass
Shinso: Bold of you to assume I don't know where his dick is
Midoriya: Hold the fuckinG phone
Kaminari: Bold of you to assume you know where his dick is
Shinso: Bold of you to assume I haven't seen him naked
Todoroki: The phone needs to be held right the fuck now
Sero: What just happened
Kaminari: Bb have you been cheating on me with eyebags over here
Sero: Bitch tf you mean?
Kaminari: How come he's seen you naked before I have?
Sero: The dumb motherfucker walked into my shower stall when he thought it was empty
Sero: We both saw each other naked you hoe
Shinso: I was traumatized from that event
Midoriya: I was traumatized from you actually explaining how that happened
Todoroki: And seeing how we know each other's dick sizes
Kirishima: Can you can't
Kamimari: Yeah can you can't Todoroki?
Todoroki: Stfu hoe you started this conversation
Shinso: It was actually me who started the conversation but you know what im not gonna intervene
Midoriya: Hah that's me
Uraraka: Ok does everyone have the doc or not smh
Kirishima: Just finishing up some shit before I yeet myself into bed
Sero: Never use yeet again please and thank you
Kirishima: Yeet
Sero: You rebellious motherfucker
Shinso: Yall we gotta respect Uraraka forever now cause she just saved our asses from getting Fs
Todoroki: Why do I have this feeling Aizawas gonna notice that like 5 of our essays are the exact same
Midoriya: You see Shoto, there's this lil thing called editing to the point if where it looks like you did the work
Kaminari: I thought u were supposed to be smart Todoroki
Todoroki: Stfu dedene
Kaminari: You know I'm so used to being called pikachu that I've literally forgotten what other pokemon there are someone plz help
Shinso: Basically a worse pichu
Kaminari: Tf is a pichu
Shinso: A bad pre-evolution state of pikachu
Midoriya: Shinso u think you and I are gonna be gr8 friends
Kaminari: brb I gotta kill Todoroki
Midoriya: So I just saw Kaminari pull out a fucking glock from underneath his bed and rush out of his room
Todoroki:
Midoriya: THAT'S HILARIOUS AS SHIT BUT SHOTO CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE ON EARTH SERIOUSLY????
Shinso: Don't worry Todoroki I'll remember to engrave that on ur grave for you
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