"Due Tomorrow Means Do Tomorrow"

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Midoriya: Ok so someone tell me wtf the project is

Kaminari: There's a fucking project?

Sero: He handed put the papers for it like a week ago smh

Sero: I already finished it

Shinso: Fucking link it so we can exist with a good grade

Sero: No do your own project

Kaminari: You greedy motherfucker

Todoroki: Yall want me to share the paper?

Shinso: No we just want to copy shit down so we can play some quality TF2

Todoroki: Dude why

Midoriya: It's like 1:00am I think we should just accept the fact that we are screwed

Kaminari: Man can't wait for Aizawa to be even more dissapointed in us than my dad is in me

Shinso: Big ass F

Sero: Great now I feel like a dick

Kaminari: G o o d

Uraraka: Since I'm such a generous person I'll link yall to a Google doc with all the shit you'll need to put on the presentation

Midoriya: Who tf uses Google docs?

Uraraka: Apparently Ai- fucking- zawa

Kaminari: Jfc Google drive is old as shit man

Sero: Just like jokes about Todorokis dad

Todoroki: Yeah, now we've moved on to Midoriyas dad

Shinso: What's with this chat and joking about really serious shit

Kaminari: Idfk and I'm the person that jokes the most about it

Sero: Concerning but ok

Midoriya: How tf is that concerning

Sero: Everybody here jokes about serious shit yet we don't know why

Midoriya: So???

Kaminari: He gets concerned over everything trust me I know

Shinso: Bullshit cause he didn't give a fuck when me and Todoroki almost fell off a balcony to our deaths like an assdick

Sero: Bold of you to assume I'm gonna take the name assdick as an insult

Shinso: Bold of you to assume that I meant it as an insult and not an actual fact

Kaminari: Bold of you to assume he has a dick on his ass

Shinso: Bold of you to assume I don't know where his dick is

Midoriya: Hold the fuckinG phone

Kaminari: Bold of you to assume you know where his dick is

Shinso: Bold of you to assume I haven't seen him naked

Todoroki: The phone needs to be held right the fuck now

Sero: What just happened

Kaminari: Bb have you been cheating on me with eyebags over here

Sero: Bitch tf you mean?

Kaminari: How come he's seen you naked before I have?

Sero: The dumb motherfucker walked into my shower stall when he thought  it was empty

Sero: We both saw each other naked you hoe

Shinso: I was traumatized from that event

Midoriya: I was traumatized from you actually explaining how that happened

Todoroki: And seeing how we know each other's dick sizes

Kirishima: Can you can't

Kamimari: Yeah can you can't Todoroki?

Todoroki: Stfu hoe you started this conversation

Shinso: It was actually me who started the conversation but you know what im not gonna intervene

Midoriya: Hah that's me

Uraraka: Ok does everyone have the doc or not smh

Kirishima: Just finishing up some shit before I yeet myself into bed

Sero: Never use yeet again please and thank you

Kirishima: Yeet

Sero: You rebellious motherfucker

Shinso: Yall we gotta respect Uraraka forever now cause she just saved our asses from getting Fs

Todoroki: Why do I have this feeling Aizawas gonna notice that like 5 of our essays are the exact same

Midoriya: You see Shoto, there's this lil thing called editing to the point if where it looks like you did the work

Kaminari: I thought u were supposed to be smart Todoroki

Todoroki: Stfu dedene

Kaminari: You know I'm so used to being called pikachu that I've literally forgotten what other pokemon there are someone plz help

Shinso: Basically a worse pichu

Kaminari: Tf is a pichu

Shinso: A bad pre-evolution state of pikachu

Midoriya: Shinso u think you and I are gonna be gr8 friends

Kaminari: brb I gotta kill Todoroki

Midoriya: So I just saw Kaminari pull out a fucking glock from underneath his bed and rush out of his room

Todoroki:

Midoriya: THAT'S HILARIOUS AS SHIT BUT SHOTO CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE ON EARTH SERIOUSLY????

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Midoriya: THAT'S HILARIOUS AS SHIT BUT SHOTO CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE ON EARTH SERIOUSLY????

Shinso: Don't worry Todoroki I'll remember to engrave that on ur grave for you

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