binch jr: selfie
binch sr: Why were you and shuri @ loki's house
road work: he wanted to binge voltron and paint our nails
road work: don't worry thor, valkyrie, and verity were there
scared emo: i love how you don't trust me
road work: i read your name as sacred emo and now i'm imagining priest loki as a youth pastor
binch sr: Why did you change your name to road work
road work: well
binch jr: apparently there are no road work ahead signs in wakanda
road work: so i didn't really understand the vine until i came to new york
road work: i had to ask scott what it meant bc peter couldn't stop laughing
scott: just doing my part in this world
binch jr: SCOTT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AKSKSKSKSKSKS
scott: i have an actual JOB that i actually DO
scared emo: are we all ignoring the fact that shuri imagined me as a youth pastor
road work: @loki it's you
scared emo: did you take ten minutes to google a youth pastor and put my face in it on pic collage
binch jr: I'M CACKLING
scott: youth pastor voice: loving the lord is lit yo! jesus t-posed it save the world!
scared emo: @shuri add scott to pictochat
scared emo changed scott's name to youth pastor impersonator
youth pastor impersonator: this is wild
binch jr: welcome to the heathers bitch
scared emo: i'm chandler, peter's mcnamara, and shuri is duke
road work: @scott you're veronica
youth pastor impersonator: does this mean i have to murder loki
scared emo: please do
scared emo: @tony come here
binch sr: What
scared emo: bitch
binch sr: Blocked
scared emo: unblock me for a sec i have to tell you something
binch sr: What
scared emo: bitch
youth pastor impersonator: the hap is fuckening
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gen z avengers + others
Humoranother generic marvel group chat fic, except it has no storyline and only specific characters ✨ we have peter parker, a gen z kid trying his best we have shuri, a princess who is too cool for school we have loki, the god of mischief who is complete...
