chapter 5

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funky barnes: WHO SPILLED MY M&MS

funky barnes: I WILL MURDER YOU

binch jr: HELP I'M CRYING I JUST

binch jr: FUNKY BARNES

funky barnes: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER SPIDER BITCH

binch jr: yes sir mr sergeant barnes white wolf winter soldier bucky sir

captain assmerica: @bucky clint ate all your m&ms

funky barnes: THAT'S THE BITCH

clint: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NATASHA MADE ME DO IT

funky barnes: AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NATASHA TERRIFIES ME AND THAT IF SHE TOLD YOU TO DO IT THEN THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM

captain assmerica: babe do you want more m&ms

funky barnes: what i really want is death but can you go get some from publix

funky barnes: the ones in the little tubes

captain assmerica: yep i know

captain assmerica: less than three <3

funky barnes: less than three <3

binch jr: "what i really want is death" big mood

scared emo: rt

road work:rt

youth pastor impersonator: rt

clint: BUCKY ATTACKED ME AND MADE ME DROP MY FUVKUNG HUGHLIGHTER

binch jr: WHICH ONE

clint: MY ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS  HIGHLIGHTER THAT COST ME 28 WHOLE DOLLARS

binch jr: NOT JENIQUA

scared emo: did you,, did you name your highlighter jeniqua

clint: shut your quiznak

binch jr: MR STARK WE NEED TO GET CLINT A NEW ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS AMERZY HIGHLIGHTER STAT

binch sr: She's on her way

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